MooseUnited

[viktor-the-disaster-ace]

Yennefer: I've only known jaskier for two decades but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in the room and then geralt

[frosch-byte-deactivated20220405]

Bro I challange you to an Agni kai *hands you a lighter and a can of hairspray*

[owlmylove]

anyone else been havin WEIRD dreams in quarantine

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Yes, and apparently it’s enough of a thing that psychologists are looking into it.

[solassitudes]

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

[solassitudes]

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

[rosesastrology]

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

[ethuil]

[cavillanche-archive-deactivated]

Every professional was once an amateur. And we can’t all be professionals at all things. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being an amateur at something (or many things) and doing it simply because you enjoy it.

And, as it’s been said, professionals built the Titanic. An amateur built the Ark.

[cozyqueen]

[natehankz]

she doesn’t have the range

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wellimgoingbacktosleep]

Hi this is my reimagining of mario and luigi’s births if luigi was born first.

It is definitely a labor of love

Done entirely with my laptops mouse pad

Artist is me: AJuul

[wellimgoingbacktosleep]

Hi this is my reimagining of mario and luigi’s births if luigi was born first.

It is definitely a labor of love

Done entirely with my laptops mouse pad

Artist is me: AJuul

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

oh my god

[awesome-picz]

Artist  Jon Foreman Arranges Stones In Stunning Patterns On The Beach, Finds It Very Therapeutic

[thecryptkeeper]

(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

[aerialsquid]

Oh

My

[tremendoustenderness]

Whoever made the decision to have Sex Education be set in modern times but have everyone dress like it's the 80s without any explanation whatsoever, thank you.

[podsn]

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

[justlookatthosesausages]

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

[wellimgoingbacktosleep]

Quote of the day:

Day 50 in the wilderness and diarrhea just came straight out of my vagina.

[filmarachnid]

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

[business-as-usual-bats]

This is the content I'm here for, thank you

[nitghowl1600]

Where is the rest of this movie I need it

[pansexualandnervous]

This is like a bad Wattpad fanfiction

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[spooky-catboy-angel]

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.