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guys-in-distress-database-deact

They’re just the nicest people obsessed with the most disturbing things XD

stoner-butch-blues

"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"

linecrosser

"...and what should we do with you..."

whumpwillow

a royal who’s trained for assassination attempts, specifically poisoning. building up a resistance by taking small doses, getting sick, writhing in pain, and healing only to do it again and again and again until their body no longer reacts to it anymore.

then they switch to a different poison.

whumpookies

To my fellow whumpers..

In the land of Whump, where tales unfold,

A hint of hurt, a comfort untold.

Amidst the frost on Christmas Eve,

A tale of solace, we shall conceive.

In the dark of night, a soul so weary,

Injured and lost, feeling quite dreary.

A heart so burdened, heavy with strain,

Searching for solace to ease the pain.

Enter the warmth, a merry clime,

The scent of cinnamon, a view sublime.

Beneath the tree, where gifts are arrayed,

A cozy haven, a safe escapade.

A kind soul, gentle and kind,

With whispers of solace, to heal the mind.

Embracing wounds with tender care,

A soothing touch, to banish despair.

Through flickering lights, the fire's embrace,

Whispered words, a love with grace.

A cup of cocoa, warming the core,

A gentle heartbeat, promising more.

In the Whumpers realm, this tale is shared,

A reminder of comfort, for those who dared.

To find solace in the arms of love,

Where hurt finds healing, flying like a dove.

So, on this Christmas, let's remember the tune,

Of Whumpers story, beneath the wintery moon.

Where hurt and comfort entwine so tight,

Illuminating darkness, with shimmering light.

A merry Whumpmas and to all good night..

99point9percentwhump

captivity-whump

A whumpee blindfolded, gagged, and tied to a chair, and caretaker walks in the room, having already taken care of whumper. The caretaker sees the whumpee, and is relieved to find them, but the second they touch them to untie them, the whumpee screams, thinking that its the whumper.

Yes. This is good, nonny. I'm so sorry it took me forever to post this. 🙈

of-wounds-and-woes

In honor of all the Disney prince charmings that started this whole whump thing for me back when I was just a kid! I’d see Aladdin drown or John Smith getting shot and I’d get butterflies in ma stomach, freakin’ butterflies!

I honestly thought I was the most messed up corrupt human. But alas! The sun had risen and the day has come when I realized there’s a definition for this sort of thing, and a whole lovely community behind it! And now… now I can sleep at night :)

Conclusion, it’s Walt Disney’s fault…

butterflyinthewell

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

herbs-and-poultices

We love it when an injured character winces as they try (unsuccessfully) to sit up. It's a popular trope for a reason.

I would also like to draw your attention to when it hurts to lay down. Yes, they'll definitely be more comfortable lying down than sitting up, or maybe they're so exhausted they could barely stay upright even if they wanted to. But getting there? Maybe they have a friend there to help with an hand behind their back, maybe they have to lean on their arms and try to slowly ease themselves down without pulling or jarring anything too much. Either way though, there are winces and grimaces and sharp intakes of breath, and muscles shaking and tensing and maybe suddenly giving out on them. And at the end, finally sinking into the mattress or makeshift bed, their jaw is still clenched and eyes squeezed shut and breath coming in short gasps and body rigid for several moments afterward as they wait for the pain to fade away.

blopnsfw

Nylo and Monty's adventure, inspired by @illustrioushade fiction 🤗 the buddies got caught. It was fun to draw them #OC

Here is the fiction to read :) https://archiveofourown.org/works/52336810/chapters/132398470

nothing quite like watching a knights tale and trying to pay a normal amount of attention when Heath ledger’s knight get a tipped lance to the shoulder

#hello all #merry Christmas and a happy Monday to you all