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I'm melting donald trump and turning him into resin
Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.
AU where Tim is a son of Anubis.
He has been surrounded by death all his life. He an feel it looming over his shoulder, passing him by on its way to take someone's soul.
What if that is why he became Robin? He knew that after Jason Bruce was borderline suicidal every night on patrol and he just knows that it is not his time to die. Not yet. And dying before when you are due always has terrible consecuences.
So he becomes Robin. Saves Bruce. Saves his childhood hero.
When Damian moves into Wayne Manor he notices how here are jackals wandering around just outside the property but when asks his father about it Bruce is as surprised as he is. All Alfred knows is that Tim spends a lot of time out with them. They are never there when Damian wanders alone.
Over time people started noticing that the third Robin did not seem bothered by the death of civilians. He would always comfort his siblings when they could not save somebody but had no reaction on itd own. As if it were normal.
They began noticing that he is unnervingly quiet, as if he doesn't touches the ground. Jason once makes a joke about how similar Tim is to Cass in regards of stealth, but Cass just shrugs and says "He can sneak up on me." That makes every member of their family think about how they never really know where Tim is unless he tells them. Most of the times they have never heard or seen him enter a room. He is just there.
He doesn't carry a flashlight with him, because "it just wasn't so dark in that warehouse, Bruce, maybe you should get your eyes checked" but Jason was reminded of his coffin with the absence of light on that same mission.
More times than they can count he has found people hiding by tilting his head as if he is listening around.
He doesn't just comes out of the shadows. He stalks out of them. And more often than not the shadows seem to follow him. Many swear that hey have seen shadows pooling at his shoulders as if whispering secrets. His intel always seemed to be correct. When asked about it, he just shrugs.
The too much caffeine in his bloodstream doesn't appear to affect him as much.
He always seems to know when people are lying and is always so adamant that some people deserve a second chance.(in Egyptian mythology, Anubis oversees the weihging of the heart against the Feather of Ma'at which is a symbol of truth and justice)
Titus and Ace always seem to prefer Tim out of all the batfam. (Damian swears he once heard Tim say to Titus that Damian is his owner and that he should follow the child more than him. Titus eemed to understand.)
The rest of the Batfam have always wondered why the third bird never wonders if all of them will survive a certain mission. Tim has always been so certain. As if he knows when people are going to die.
It is how he knew that Bruce wasn't gone, he was just lost.
Tim doesn't seem to age. The batkids joke that is due to his habit of forgeing to eat and running on caffeine alone. That night Tim realises that he will outlive them and cries himself to sleep. The next time they joke about it he just gives them a pained smile.
The only ones that know are the Young Just Us. One time for Christmas Bart got him a pack of dog treats and when 3 months later that box was empty no one questions it. (Jason once saw Tim eat one of those treats on patrol which resulted in a lecture about eating healthy.)
He bonds with Damian by showing him pictures of Duat (the Egyptian underworld). When Damian asked where is the river from the photo located, Tim smiles and replies "Home." with such longing that makes Damian extra careful when he redraws that picture and gifts it to Tim. Tim tears in his eyes as he sees the painting for the first time and hangs it right in the middle of his living room.
When asked about it, Tim just shrugs and says that he takes after his dad but never explains what he means.
Tim isn't the baby of the family (it's Terry) but he's spoiled like the baby of the family because literally none of Bruce's other children want anything to do with him and his blood money.
Dick moved out and paved his own way (stripper)
Benjamin and William (the Court Assassins/Talons) make their own money doing hits for Court and other guilds
Terry still lives in the manor but rejects Bruce's gifts and affections
Tim however has no problem taking advantage of his father immense wealth and as a result those two have one weird ass relationship.
(i'm not back, i just had a thought on my way home from work)
Asking for directions
Clark: Tim, why aren’t you adopted by Bruce yet?
Tim: hm?
Tim: oh, that’s because I’ve adopted him.
Clark:
Clark: hahaha, that’s so funny.
Tim, sighing as he pulls out his wallet and pulls out an old paper. Clark is concerned now as he begins unfolding it. Turns to Bruce. Bruce just stares forward shamefully as he drinks from his coffee cup.
Tim holds the adoption certificate from ten years ago up. Clark doesn’t know whether to cry or laugh as he sees Bruce’s name on it, Tim as the guardian.
Clark: how-
Bruce: I was in a very depressive state after Jason and Tim is very good with computers-
Tim: he’s lying.
Tim: I have a lot of money, I am manipulative and I have a cute face.
Tim: they saw Bruce looking like he came out of a trash can and decided I was more responsible and gave me charge of him.
Clark slowly nods. Knowing Bruce as long as he has, it makes sense.
Clark: soo
Clark: do I call you dad?
An Ding peak putting up a board on their peak which is intentionally very visible from Qiong Ding AND Bai Zhan peak: Our Shizun is getting plowed by the very handsome and scholarly Master of Qing Jing Peak, Peak Lord Shen. Can you say the same about your Shizun?
Shang Qinghua is nervous laughing about it, why are his disciples loudly planting AND bragging about death flags
Contrary to popular belief, Shen Jiu is as smug as can be.
I haven’t posted in months bc I haven’t been feeling all that great but I just really think Xiang Fei should have the ability to get pregnant. Like he gets pregnant for the first time and is super nervous and scared has the kid and immediately decides he wants an army. His husband gets home and he immediately jumps their bones trying to get pregnant again. I hope this makes sense, and frankly it can apply to really any ship involving him I really dgaf.
Tim: Bruce
Tim: can I have 2 million dollars for a new drone.
Tim: it’s for mission training.
Tim: definitely not to fuck around with.
Bruce: sure.
Jason, in shock watching this.
Jason: wtf.
Jason walks up to Bruce.
Jason: Bruce
Jason: can I have 2,000 bucks for rent.
Bruce: no
Jason: why not
Bruce: you can just live here
Jason: I need independence
Bruce: not if you can’t afford it
Jason:
Jason: 200 bucks for groceries
Bruce: we have food here
Jason: 20 for a cheeseburger
Bruce: for a cheeseburger? sounds like you’re being ripped off.
Jason: wtf! You just gave Tim 2 million for a drone and I can’t get 20 for a cheeseburger!
Bruce: it was for training.
Jason:
Jason: he is a nepobaby!
Jason: he has his own legacy!
Bruce: and it sounds like you have jealousy issues you need to work out. Fuck.
Bruce: I’ll pay 200 bucks for your therapy again.
Jason:
Jason: *smacks Bruce’s face and runs*
Jason, yelling as he’s being chased: the 2000 you’ll dish for my medical bills were worth it!
Not my usual posts but thought I’d throw it out there cus I’m sure someone will enjoy it.
Michael afton in the movie is such a little freak in away that makes me go so wild I wanna bite something. Guy that has the most off putting smile ever when he’s facing people and puts on a jolly facade for them only for all of that to drop the moments they’re not looking at him. Tries to act all giddy when people die thanks to him but even he is so terrified of Charlotte that he just runs from her. Tries to act like the biggest idgafer in the world and that Vanessa means nothing to him but still begs her to come back because he misses his broken family because he doesn’t know who he is without it. He views himself as so irreversibly damaged that he convinced himself that just the idea of a normal life is a fairy tale. He thinks all he could ever be good for is appease his father or continue what he did. Without William he doesn’t know who he is and he convinces himself that he’s just like him, that he’s like a perfect imitation, but he is anything but. He has humanity within him but believes that to either not exist or that it doesn’t even matter.
Please give me more of Michael oh my god
yandere bf x yandere reader who’s trying not to be obsessive anymore
You’ve been acting different. You don’t look at his phone while he’s sleeping. And he knows because every night since you started dating would pretend to sleep for a few minutes until he hears you unlock his phone which is when he allows himself to go to sleep. You’ve deleted the tracker off your phone so you never know where he is. You don’t listen in on his calls anymore either. For gods sake you haven’t threatened anyone that’s interacted with him for a month now! He has no choice but to try breaking you.
He’s resorted to acting suspicious in the hopes you’d get jealous and go back to normal. He’s been sneaking out at night and leaving at random times during the day with a lame vague excuse when in reality he drove a couple blocks down the street and stared at his phone waiting for you to blow up his phone but you never did. He pretended that he was getting a call and then sneaked off to take it and you never asked him about it! not a single “who’s calling?” or “why are you sneaking off to talk on the phone?” it’s like you don’t even care anymore.
It’s been a week of him doing this and he’s running out of options.
He glances at you before turning up the volume on his phone. He chuckles and starts typing loudly on his phone sneaking glances at you. You were scrolling on your phone and not paying attention.
He pouts and laughs loudly before typing again. You look up for a split second “What’s so funny babe?” finally. He keeps typing on the notes folder that filled with gibberish “Oh just talking to someone..” You smile absentmindedly “That’s nice.” Okay that’s enough. He huffs and sets his phone aside “What the hell is wrong with you?” You blink at him “What are you talking about?” His eyes burn as he holds back tears “You’ve changed! You don’t check who I’ve been texting, you’re not suspicious when I go out you don’t even check my location! Do you even love me anymore?!” He shouts and you gape at him “Of course I love you baby! I just thought I’ve been acting really toxic and it was time to change..” You scoot closer to him and cup his cheeks wiping away his tears “Well I hate it..” He mutters and his eyes darken “Don’t ever do that again. I’ll take care of whoever put that toxic bullshit in your head.” He grabs your phone and plops it in your lap “Now download the tracking app on your phone again. Also my co-worker flirted with me again you should do something about that.”
Moshang Mer AU — Posts of MerMoshangMay I did in a while back! Finally I can post all of them here
Some moshang for this year's mermay
The First Poem in the world
— Excerpt from "Where It Begins" by Erica Jong (1971)
Just the idea of m!reader seeing the things he considers cute as small and petite (he's so SO wrong).
You describe your family dog as "a little guy who likes to cuddle on my lap or next to me. Sometimes I'm afraid I might accidentally squish him while I sleep."
The "little guy" is a rottweiler.
You talk about the last time you went to a petting zoo and put special attention into the "sweet kitty they let you feed," omitting the fact that said kitty was a grown ass lion that consumes fifteen pounds of raw meat every day.
Of course, none of your friends have actually seen the things you describe as "cute and petite", so when you mention your boyfriend, the "prettiest, most adorable guy you've met, to the point the cuteness aggression makes you want to squeeze and bite him every time you see him", of course they believe you.
Imagine their surprise when the next day you pull up with this six-feet-something tank of a guy, captain of the boxing team, a whole head taller than everyone in your friend group, and 200 lbs of pure muscle.
Your friends gulp.
"Well?" You ask, hugging your boyfriend's waist, blind to the fact that your forehead barely reaches his shoulder. He looks as if he already knows what you're going to ask and has given up on correcting you long ago. "Isn't he adorable?"
I love the idea of a Yandere crashing tf out because youre not settling into your "New home".
"Why aren't you happy!? I give you everything! You have everything so why can't you just be grateful!?"
Paired with a Darling with sensory issues,
"I don't like the feeling of bed covers materials, the shackles make a bad noise and you leave the big light on."
Then the Yandere feeling so bad lmao.