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[welveteen]

¡¡Hello internet creatures!!

This is my main/art blog :))

You can know more about me here

Agere sideblog: @zoomiesroom

This blog is mainly SFW, ocasionally i post or reblog some mild NSFW post or personal vents but i'll do my best to keep them properly tagged.

Feel free to block me if I or my blog makes you uncomfortable, don't feel guilty about it.

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[bigcommunity]

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

[battle-for-dyke-island]

“asexuals write the best smut lol” so true! quick question btw how do you feel about aces who don’t engage with any of that stuff. like at all.

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[lemonsweet]

[dogpuppy]

[elliegully]

Happy Birthday Brushbuddy !! 8/4

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[micromontage]

all we gotta do is be brave and kind

[welveteen]

Some OC's artwork

I started drawing the first one in like, late 2024 and then college kidnapped me, the second one is a doodle from a few months ago that I colored

[fortuneaday]

[maxvmim]

o nyghtegale sing thy song lullai, lullai, lullai (i'm trying to sketch and post more again)

also on bsky

[x-noid-x]

Macaque was hungry 🍑

[tertiadecimapostolus]

[butch-bara]

the no kink at pride thing is really funny bc have you ever heard anyone say “no kink at halloween” or does everyone just think queer people are uniquely perverted and should be censored 🤔 i think it’s the latter…

[livewrre]

honestly i think im good without that thanks