Mismatch Of Miscellaneous Mayhem

Emma | child of ‘86 | UK | Bi | Lana | Swen | OUAT | Bernie| Serena | Berena | Holby | Tats | Sharks | And all that Jazz

[absentlyabbie]

reminder: bi women in relationships with men are still bi

[absentlyabbie]

further reminder: bi women who have only been with men are still bi, and are not required to wait until they’ve been with a woman to ‘count’ as ‘actually bi’

[absentlyabbie]

and you know what, pride month reminder: bi women who have never been in relationships at all or who’ve only been with women are still bi

[absentlyabbie]

bi folks are bi. we just are. period, full stop, debate closed.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[zorz333]

and the sunrise

[pote-moupes-bravo]

And sunsets

[5air-inshallahh-deactivated2022]

and the moon

[ola-pan-skata]

and the sea

[ksereisolapolu-deactivated20200]

And mountains

[ctrlaltdel-myfeels-deactivated2]

Okay but pulling on my clothes to get me closer to you is pretty fuckin hot

[gaypeopletwitter]

[surfeit-of-stoats]

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

[ace-feminist]

Holy shit you nailed it

[mad-dyspunktional]

Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

[catchymemes]

Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

let’s just take a couch nap, share a blanket, and feel safe together

[o-h-hello]

[thebulletgirl]

[angstbotfic]

i think you mean “get inside me right now,” Emma.

[sensuelegedachten]

Never stop flirting with her, even after she is yours

[belligerentbi]

[spooktacularhalloween]

September is a softer month. One in which I know that good things are coming and Autumn’s in the air where I can feel the kindness of it in my soul.

[lovelysuggestion]

understand that people will leave your life, you can’t fall apart every time it happens.

[psyce]

being dumb and bi is in now. if you’re dumb and bi you’re basically the coolest person on earth

[sunnyandpositive]

"She will take it back some day." -Pink Floyd

[kingscrown666]

slowly but surely