bite my ass, norma bates

beth / uk. - if you can breathe, you can stand. and if you can stand, you can fight.

[dist4nt-shores]

i offer: some blades memes in these exciting times

[wendlasbergmann]

genuine question coming from someone who has barely opened the app recently, do pb just like… not do free books anymore??

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also wtf is storyloom?? y’all i’m so out of the loop send help 😭

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genuine question coming from someone who has barely opened the app recently, do pb just like… not do free books anymore??

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coming from a most wanted stan who pb lied to for yEARS, it’s not looking good for blades. i hate it here

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haven’t played choices in a hot minute but wow they’re really just focusing on vip stuff nowadays huh

[wendlasbergmann]

nothing makes me laugh more than when a character tries to convince mc to wear something by being like “if you wear this.... your love interest won’t be able to keep their hands off you ;)”

and then it’s the ugliest effing outfit you’ve ever seen

[wendlasbergmann]

tfw when your politican mom starts complaining that her polling numbers are falling because of (1) photo 

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big lol at pixelberry finally coming out almost 5 years later and admitting they had no intentions of making a sequel to most wanted

[wendlasbergmann]

i should really catch up on choices, huh

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so i’ve been mia from choices recently (i am... going through it irl) but i finally finished blades of light and shadow last night and damn. that shit slaps

[wendlasbergmann]

fight or flight from it lives in the woods just came on one of my youtube mixes and it STILL slaps

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Is the Netflix book episodes true

like are they actual shows?? no, they’re just edits i made

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*blows a kiss to the stars* for mother of the year

[resetmypatientviolence]

When you press “End Book” on MoTY:

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it’s been literal months but i’m finally trying to catch up on choices hhhhh

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Now Streaming on Netflix: Open Heart. (Click images for larger view)

[anxiousdepressedintrovert]

Someone at pixelberry gets it

This is me all the fucking time at work.