PROPHET

(sparrow or prophet, he/it, 25, ftm, mlm, game dev in progress, future streamer, tragic yaoi fic writer. i also make stupid memes)

[veggiedaddy]

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

[bettieleetwo]

and my bow

[and-then-theres-that]

And my axe

[ambratwhurst]

[thegreatlazule]

And my daggers

[shakespeare-official-account-de]

And my rapier and matchsticks.

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

And my kitchen knife

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my hands

[this-threat-is-ominous]

And my aro beam

[love-you-ominous-threats]

And my Horrors

[redundant-ominious-threats]

And at least one weapon

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

And my cross

[law-of-ominous-threats]

and my rifle.

[scp-threats-is-back]

And my SCPs

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

and my scythe

[the-weird-kids-next-door]

and my cane

[ash-the-tiefling]

AND MY GOATS

[terri-theslime13]

And my spear

[sapphicslender]

and my sapphic pages

[yahooo-official]

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

[mcgeese-deactivated20241112]

And my 12 gauge

[undeniably-chevron]

and my gasoline fires

[breadismylifeline]

And my bite

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

And my paper cuts

[sentientballofpeas]

And my soup

[arctictern12]

and my artillery gun

[hands-you-a-spatula]

And my spatula

[gimmick-thief-thief]

And MY spatula

[cannibalmushrooms-deactivated20]

and my

[galaxys-universe]

and my screws

[thexie-and-stars]

and my uterus

[daddysclownboy]

and my medieval vase

[equippedtolove]

and your mum

[the-stars-drowning-deactivated2]

and my fires of hell

[autism-official]

And autism.

[myparkispleasant]

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

[howlingday]

And my fists

[superiorsturgeon]

And my kettlebells!

[willsonlmt]

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

[sora-dearly-beloved]

And my steel chair

[steve-officai]

and my netherite sword

[herobrine-offical]

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

[ask-thevictim]

and my rope whip

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

and my SHOTGUN!

[anonmous-offical]

AND MY CLONE OF HIM!!

Which is sponsored my chaos inc!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

And the void

[zeta-finnish]

AND MY IMAGINATION

[forgetthefall]

And my crocs

[heytheresbrutus]

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

[tired-shipper]

and my butterknife

[do-not-u-dare]

and my accounting homework

[bthecasualdoofus]

and my prop scythe

[confusedfroggirl]

and my 𓆏

[helpless4201]

and my really cool keychain

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

And my armies

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

and my homunculus

[blackboxprophet]

and my chainsaw

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[choccy-sippy]

Leetle Leons for your viewing pleasure

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

[blackboxprophet]

hear me out. this is not a "vote for your favorite blorbo" contest. this is a Tumblr Sexyman contest.

tumblr sexymen are spawned when a usually-not-conventionally-attractive guy has the charisma/plot importance/design/freakiness/other aspects that make folks on tumblr fascinated by him. often this person is from an animated series or video game, making them even LESS conventionally attractive purely from the fact that it's not even a real person, it's a drawing or 3d model.

project hail mary is a masterpiece and honestly, if it was an animated movie/show instead of a book/live action film, i could see the arguments made for the cartoony animated ryland grace to be a tumblr sexyman. but he is literally played by ryan gosling. a conventionally attractive man.

tumblr sexymen are often somewhere BETWEEN "you understand exactly why i like him" and "just hear me out PLEASE." but ryan gosling? he's just generally accepted as a hot guy in most circles, whether online or not.

the cartoon/animated 12-fingered antisocial 60+ year old man? THAT is not someone who's generally accepted as a hot guy. on tumblr? absolutely. but outside of it, to the general public? absolutely not.

what i'm saying is this:

ryland grace is a sexy man. but he is not a sexyman.

stanford pines is not a sexy man. but he is a sexyman.

there is a difference. i love dr capt ryland grace as much as everyone else, but he is not a tumblr sexyman. he is a sexy man who happens to be popular on tumblr.

vote ford <3

[fangs-4-fags]

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

[fangs-4-fags]

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

[fangs-4-fags]

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

[fangs-4-fags]

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

[skelesass]

i'd kill to see them in game together again ngl

have a doodle

[silvermoonisreallybored]

Rocky in the labyrinth be like:

a maze, a maze, a maze

[mellosdrawings]

Don't be mean, Simon. Ellie is an angel :(

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[noordzee]

Dancing to the Golden Record at 78 rpm, with apologies to Bill Watterson.

Attempting to figure out how to draw Rocky by just kinda scribbling with a brush pen. I had to switch pens midway through the dance sequence, though, so the line quality varies wildly, haha.

Also: the original sketch, which I liked the energy of too much to ink over:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[theoriginalfool]

oh miette

[ghosthosters]

im never granting a wish for him again

[thejoxaren]

HERE IT IS my concept for Simon in DBD I’m so proud of it

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

lesbian flag colourpicked from this image

[mdni]

gay flag colorpicked from this image

[keezychid]

trans flag colorpicked from this image

[achilleanauthor]

Nonbinary flag colourpicked ffom this image

[35tr314]

agender flag colorpicked from this image

[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

ace and aro flags colorpicked from this image

[starlet-girls]

bi flag colorpicked from this image

[lexa-willowisp]

genderfluid flag colorpicked from this image

[the-motan]

aroace flag colourpicked from this image

[nerdstify]

Welsh flag colourpicked from this image

[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

how do we get them to stop doing that

[vampmilf]

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

[augustdementhe]

Well that’s just FANTASTIC.

[blackboxprophet]

@vague-magnus-archives @entities-of-posts

[laughableillusions]

I love how the Project Hail Mary and Iron Lung soundtracks are just totally different as well. Like in every way. PHM has a lot of choruses and flutes and funky little drums while Iron Lung is just like CLANG CLANG I AM INSIDE AN IRON SUBMARINE CLANK CLONK WERE GONNA USE SHEET METAL AND SCREAMING FOR THE MUSIC CLANG RRRVBBVVBFBB SCCRRCHH