I May Be Dead, But I'm Still Pretty.

Nicole. 21. Palestinian&Welsh. Tea. Books. 'It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.' - Nathan Fillion

[mwagneto]

eccleston back to antimonarchyposting on main<33

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[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[tibets]

[marbleguard]

a little-known birth control method is tracking down and starting a fight with that twitter user who casts the “may your womb be barren” spells on everyone she dislikes

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[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

OKAY I'M SORRY SHE GOES BY YARROW NOW

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[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Should I get into the Ghost Harem™️ or is it too much

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you can’t just mention a ghost harem and NOT elaborate!!!

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Okay, so the short version is she thinks she communes with the deceased and demons and stuff because she’s a super-cool satanist pagan witch with a catgirl succubus persona named Chordeva in the astral realm or something, and so she has four boyfriends who are dead including Heath Ledger, Richard “Nightstalker” Ramirez, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Michael Jackson. 

She also used to “speak” for them online by channeling them through her body so they’d use her to type (and she did this for Satan too and it was as cringe as you’d expect) and basically Michael Jackson is genderqueer and fucking Richard Ramirez from beyond the grave and they’re all fucking Stephanie too, and at one point Stephanie split up with Michael when he wanted to save his deceased father from Hell and he got the astral child in the ghost divorce, but that’s fine because she thinks she can get AIDS from having sex with ghosts so at least Michael isn’t getting AIDS while he’s dead. 

And there was the time she used Richard’s name to send (google translated) Spanish death threats to people, and used Michael’s name to say the N-word because she thought it made the act more convincing. She groomed a group of minors on DeviantArt (me included) and had people calling her “daddy,” and that only stopped because she got in a fight with one of the kids who happened to have a heart condition and had to go to the hospital because of the stress, and then Stephanie took credit for sending Michael’s spirit to pull the girl’s soul out of the afterlife, and when you lowkey kill a disabled teenager from another country and take credit for saving their life other people start to notice and so she got doxxed and now her parents (who she still lives with in her 30s) won’t let her use DeviantArt ever again.

That was longer than I intended but there’s just...so much...

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[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

the queen dies on nov 5th. im calling it

[cocklengthguesser]

9 inches

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

you know it brother

[01938271839]

neil hilborn, a place where someone loves you / [deactivated user] / @filmnoirsbian / anne sexton / sonnet by neil gaiman / caitlyn siehl, start here

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[highassi]

Be her calm. Be her home. Don't be another battle she has to fight.

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[hootenanie]

on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture

[marchofthepigsmp4]

im not missing this

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[ykceb01]

Are you kidding me??

[diablito666tx]

Edward Scissorhands (1990)