Cas

He/Him~29~

[crabussy]

(guy who just bit the inside of his mouth real bad by accident) to have Teeth For Eating Meat and then also being Made Of Meat is so extremely stupid. can we do something about this

[wizardarchetypes]

one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

[wizardarchetypes]

[physiqueandfantasy]

Congratulations card

made by me!

soon to be available as a greeting card

[physiqueandfantasy]

Congratulations card

made by me!

soon to be available as a greeting card

[sackboys-moved]

Love not having a ”””fandom””” specific blog. Something new will just consume my mind and everyone has to accept it. My house

[shirtsthatgohard]

[micahulrichdraws]

NEW LIMITED TIME SALE! My hand-signed “Warden” & “Guardian” Small Art Prints are now discounted while supplies last! You can check ‘em out in my web shop (in my bio)! ❤️

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[jay--hawk]

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[crippled-peeper]

if your disability came from something you did voluntarily, like driving a car, or having sex, or doing BMX stunts, then guess what???

you deserve respect. you deserve to have your needs met. you deserve to live

[killhitleragain]

[helixrainn]

[redstonedust]

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

[commonplacefolklore]

best part about having cats is conversationally pretending you dislike all of the trappings of having cats as you put in zero effort to disincentivize the behavior you're complaining about

"You know, going to the bathroom doesn't have to be a group activity. I can pee on my own. Both of you must stand vigil? Oh, okay."

"You know, it'd be way easier for me to see my computer screen if you didn't choose to nap directly in front of it. You're too busy napping and purring to care? Oh, okay."

"You're yelling at me like I don't have your dinner directly in my hand. When do I ever bring in your dinner and not give it to you? I'm just too slow? Oh, okay."

I love every second of this but pretending its annoying is so enriching