THERE AIN'T NO MONEY KEITH

Elliot/Fiddles | 24 | he/him | born to be a stay at home dad

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[werewolfsink]

sketches of the wife. his dead fish stare à la mads Hannibal has captivated me

[lipt-97]

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[zoestorm]

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

(reblog for sample size)

[pavooko]

divorec💔💔💔

[joshinin]

"I thought I had this under control…"

[werewolfsink]

feel like i should probably redo doorman to be more in line stylistically w the other three but eventually these'll be keychains lmao

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[xalatath]

INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY

[fiddles-ifs]

werewolfsink's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see werewolfsink's commission menu.

I finally put my comms up on Ko-Fi if anybody wants to snag one! The shop is going to open as soon as I finish writing this short story.

Once the shop opens, you can purchase short stories and articles written by me for the low, low price of $2 USD once they're published! I'm planning to put together an anthology series to also sell on itch.io, and I'm working on a website. Such plans I have, yes yes.

[bobemajses]

Jewish farmers in the Ukrainian Carpathian mountains, 1936

[keymintt]

everything to think about, everything to notice

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing