The Shit Between The Roses @west-side-witch - Tumblr Blog

After Man of Steel, after Batman v Superman, please let Harley Quinn and Wonder Woman usher in a DCU that is saved by its female heroes. These fights look so amazing. (x)

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is this what the kids are listening to these days?

stevedusa

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

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I’m cackling

cheekbonered

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

thecommonchick

I’M MICHELLE OBAMA

tastefullyoffensive

brendenfraser

i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes

it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.

and the look directed at the camera right after.

so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.

this is my aesthetic.