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The Ultimate Poly is made up of Lorelei, Jake, Ava, Asch, Pierce, Rhys, Leif and Noi.

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You should totally write a story based around the Chompster Incident. Just sayin'

Well, we don’t do writing prompts here, but if you want one of us to write something around this, you can go ask our main blogs, which is either:

@razzle-zazzle

or

@incorrect-myinnerdemon-quotes

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How would a normal day go for them if it was a parallel universe?

Depends on what kind of universe you're talking about, you’ll really have to be more specific. 

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Who gets sick easiest?

I’m going to rank this from who gets sick the easiest to who gets sick the least easy. 

Asch gets sick the easiest, then Pierce, then Jake, then Rhys, then Ava, then you have Noi, after Noi it’s Lorelai and then, Leif, who rarely ever gets sick. 

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What if Asch started... Sneezing fireballs?

Fireproof the house, or just make him stay in the Daemos’s part of the apartment and keep Leif away from him at all times so Leif doesn’t catch on fire. 

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@ask-ultimate-mid-poly lineart for fanart of your blog!

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holy frick, I love it. Especially your artstyle it’s so unique and it’s amazing and I can go on how amazing this is but I think you get my point.

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why did the chompster incident even happen, why would Leif even do that?

Leif is a goddamn gremlin, he does what he wants.

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Can I draw fanart?

Hell yeah! infact it’s encouraged as long as you link us in the post so we can see it.

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Who would be what in an A/B/O au?

Sorry, we don’t do that, one of us doesn’t like the au and one of us has seen small glimpses of the au.

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Sorry if this question bothers you. If it does you can delete it, but who's a top and who's a botton and who's a verse?

Bottoms:

Noi, Jake

Tops:

Leif, Lorelai

Switches:

Rhys (veers more towards bottom but can top)Pierce (tops Rhys, Noi, & Jake; bottoms to Leif, Lorelei, & Ava)Ava (veers more towards top but can and will bottom to Lorelai & Leif)

Other:

Asch (not really into that, but if he did he’d vary depending on who)When Leif & Lorelai team up they will make you take the L

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Pierce: You ever noticed that Leif is basically a shark? He has to keep moving or I’m sure he’ll die.

Pierce:

Pierce: And his teeth are sharp as fuck. I’ve had bruises on my neck for like, a week.

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What would happen if someone just like... Stabbed Noi, grabbed something and booked it down the street into an alleyway? Like, everyone walkin together and the person just randomly stabs someone and it's Noi and they steal something and get away as fast as possible? How would everyone react and feel and what would they do about Noi and the as$hole that stabbed him and ran like a freakin coward? *Hides a knife and a watch behind back*

Chill yo tit’s child-

First off, no knives and watch’s, they are being taken away from you for everyone’s safety.

They wouldn’t get far, YOU wouldn’t get far at all, Pierce is fast, Leif, Asch, and Rhys can teleport and Jake, Lorelei, and Ava wouldn’t let you get farther either. So, you wouldn’t be able to escape them, I give you like 5 seconds maybe 10, so it wouldn’t be that long until you get caught. Leif is the fastest one so he’s probably the first to catch up (especially since he’d rather chase than sit by Noi), which means it’s Stabby Time for whoever was dumb enough to try and steal from Noi.

Now, what did they steal, I’m thinking a watch since you have that, but a better thing to say would be a bag, maybe Noi was holding a bag and then once he got stabbed he dropped it and it was snatched. 

So, let’s actually start. So they’re all walking down the street, walking home, it’s starting to become dusk so not that many people are out, unfortunately for this one unlucky soul who decided to test their luck with them all. Now, they have a knife and they’re ready to get steal something and get away with it too. As it’s been established the daemos can hear very well, Pierce being able to hear the best and Leif in second, if somehow they didn’t hear it (which they should have but for plot convenience, we’ll ignore that) and the person is running behind them (which they should be able to hear that too-) and just runs up at pulls at the bag Noi is holding and slices his side, quickly dropping the knife and running away with the bag Noi was holding as he grips at his side which is bleeding.

Now, the reaction of the others. But before that we need to establish this, Noi is very close with Asch, and close with Rhys and Pierce as well, Leif not so much but he still does care for him, sometimes depending on the situation. Now, the reactions.

At first, it’s shock, why would someone do that, where are they going, do they think they can get away with this and is Noi okay? So, they cannot call the police due to so many reasons, especially with the fact that they are daemos so Ava and Jake are immediately freaking out since Noi just got stabbed and are quickly by his side to make sure he’s okay.

Lorelei tries to run after him but is beaten by Leif who is naturally the fastest in the group; Pierce gets there soon after to prevent Leif from murdering the perp.

Now, the daemos’ reactions. Let it be known, they are mad, like furious, why would you do this? Noi is in pain, his side hurts and he’s bleeding so Asch immediately orders Rhys to go take care of Noi and make sure he’s alright, Asch wants to kill this person, along with Pierce and Rhys, they do not like them. Leif wants the person to suffer, die.

Rhys would most likely pull Noi into an alleyway and heal him there to avoid suspicion.

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I was scrolling through and saw the pet play loving Ava headcannon. So I’m wondering, is she a playful pup or a cuddly kitty?

She’s both, it just depends on her mood.

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leif and ava headcannons? i feel like leif would bring out her more chaotic side

So, I can say your right on that… especially on what happened with the newest episode. 

Leif licks, Ava does not like it and not get it, it’s a gesture on Daemos she does not get and she refuses to like it. Lorelei should not influence his behavior yet she continues to, Ava does not like it.

Leif likes making Ava mad, though sometimes he does it on purpose like if he thinks Ava’s bottling some of her emotions up or she needs to get something out he’s good at annoying it out of her, along with everyone else.

Leif threatens anyone who he thinks is going to hurt Ava or is a danger to her, Ava appreciates the gesture but Leif tends to overdo it sometimes. 

Ava manages to get Leif in some sort of way into cooking, he can’t really cook that well, moreover basic meals, nothing too extreme (Like pancakes, sandwiches, etc.) but he loves to chop things with a knife, no matter who is cooking he mostly tries to join in for chopping whatever needs to chop; like vegetables, meat or anything that can be cut. His other weakness is his tendency to put the most outrageous things he can think of simply for the sake of egregious flavors.

Ava sits down to watch crime shows with him, and will sometimes, but rare, let him pick the movie as long as it isn’t too gory.

Leif likes going into haunted houses, whether it be a maze or not; it’s a good place to go when you usually want private time with someone, & he likes to feel like he’s protecting Ava. Or kissing, haunted houses are good for that.

Leif likes to garden in his free time, Ava provides, he has his little garden in Ava’s apartment somewhere.

Don’t touch Leif’s plants.

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marriage!! is it all of them get married at once? how would the proposal work and who asks? is the proposer asking all of them at once? do they all talk about marriage beforehand?

Marriage in a poly relationship seems hard to explain, well, for me to explain. As it has been explicitly stated that the daemos have different ranks that require them to respect social constraints; the humans don’t have to follow this rule so it’d just be normal for them. At least, as normal as polyamory is. As for the daemos, well, Asch is a prince, and Rhys is the favorite pupil of the former queen (who still wields an incredible amount of power), so it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to believe that Asch would go full determinator and not stop until the law allows him to marry the others.

For us, it’d kinda make sense they’d get married ASAP; however, you do have to factor in that it’d be harder to arrange along with the honeymoon; it’s probably for the best that marriage isn’t high on their priorities.

How would the proposal work? Well, because there are eight people in this relationship, at least three of which have some sense as to what the hell they are doing, it probably wouldn’t be the on-the-spot question you see in popular media; any proposals would be preceded by a discussion or two on how their lives would work if they got married. As for who would propose, probably Asch or Lorelai. Or they could all end up proposing to each other at the same time.

So in short: marriage isn’t a big concern right now, but it could be someday.

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Pierce x Noi pretty please!

Sykxyph

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How would Asch be protective over his partner who, is completely oblivious to the shit that goes on in the world?? I really see him being the more protective one in a relationship, and I just like the idea of him falling for an innocent bean, not unlike Noi lol.

Alright, time to do some character analysis because I feel like it, and it gives me the proper context to explain my answers.

So, as we all know, Asch is a massive tsundere. He Does Not Get Emotions, both in difficulty picking up on the emotional cues of others and in understanding his own emotions, and he bottles up any feelings he has if he feels they don’t conform to the expectations he tries so hard to live up to (social expectations, being a good leader to his knights, not being a disgrace to his family). So Asch struggles with being openly affectionate, and has learned the tricks to hiding his overprotective tendencies.

So while Asch wouldn’t be overt about his desire to protect, it’s still there, and has an influence on his decisions.

Of course, if someone gets hurt doing something they probably shouldn’t have done, then Asch has No Sympathy.

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I want to make a MID x Reader ask blog, but I’m afraid it won’t gain traction. May I ask that you could promote it when I’m done making it? I would really appreciate it, love!

Personally, we both probably wouldn’t do it/promote it since it’s better to rise up on your own because that way you’ll feel more accomplished when doing it. We’re not saying that we don’t like you or the concept, we just feel it’s better to experience the labor of getting followers on your own along with improving on your own too. It’s better if we don’t promote you because someone people will just go and follow you because we said so and may not even like your work or the things you write. Just believe in yourself, alright kiddo?