got a warrant?

Caleb West; Where's the fun in doing what you're told?

[tahlia-daven]

This party better be good or I’m going to be very annoyed.

[westcaleb]

What party?

[byeharrystyles]

I’m so ready for the end of the school year. I’ve even got all my food and movies prepared for a movie marathon.

[westcaleb]

Fucking loser. 

[waddup-kai-deactivated20140701]

Buying airplane tickets is absolutely the worst.

[westcaleb]

Why would it be the worst if it meant getting out of this place? 

[tahlia-daven]

Some people around here need to learn how to shower.

[westcaleb]

I don't think a shower's gonna get rid of that stink. 

[fvckemmy]

I decided I could return my library books alone after you sounded so disappointed about the whole porn star thing.

[westcaleb]

Wow. I told you, I can live with my friend not being a porn star. Would totally make it easier to introduce you to people. 

[fvckemmy]

How unfortunate.

[westcaleb]

It's definitely not because you never went through with your offer of showing me that bar you were talking about...

[fvckemmy]

I like to think of myself as safe rather than cold-hearted. I thought that’s what kept you persistent.

[westcaleb]

Not quite. 

[fvckemmy]

I wouldn’t know, would I? Not having any friends and all.

[westcaleb]

Well you would have at least one if you'd quit being a cold hearted bitch... 

[fvckemmy]

Wow! I’ve never heard anything like that before. I guess I should feel honored, hm?

[westcaleb]

That's not exactly a bad thing you know.

[fvckemmy]

I was actually talking about the employees. I’m sure a robot might better appreciate the qualities you have on offer, though.

[westcaleb]

No, I think you'll do just fine. And from what I can tell you have pretty robot-like emotions anyway. 

[fvckemmy]

There are plenty of friends to be made. Check Best Buy.

[westcaleb]

This may shock you but I prefer human friends over whatever robot people they've got over at best buy. 

[fvckemmy]

They’re not my friends. And no. I just like to work.

[westcaleb]

I never knew there were 24 hour Victoria's Secrets. Come on, it's not like I'm asking you out. Can't a guy make some friends around here?

[fvckemmy]

I just said I didn’t have any time, didn’t I? Good luck with that. No, but I can recall wanting to be close with them.

[westcaleb]

What's keeping you so busy? Your porn star friends ask you to join them on a road trip? 

[fvckemmy]

I don’t have the time. I find that hard to believe considering we haven’t even become friendsyet.

[westcaleb]

Give it some time. I will get through to you. Do you recall being instantly close to any of your friends that are supposedly 'enough'? 

[fvckemmy]

I’m not sure if you’re full of shit or you actually feel sorry for yourself. Yes, I am so fortunate to have you around.

[westcaleb]

Guess you'll have to figure that one out for yourself, huh. Oh, don't worry. There will come a day when you'll be glad that we became friends.

[fvckemmy]

If you hate it here so much, why don’t you go rob a bank with your twelve year old sister and fly back to… Chi city.

[westcaleb]

If only things were that easy, I wouldn't even have arrived here in the first place. Fortunately for you, they aren't. 

[westcaleb]

Why does the sun have to be so fucking bright? And why the hell does it smell like that around here?