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Live fast die young bad cats do it well
im actually speechless
I actually did this for math finals
For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*
in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, âthere is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better studyâ  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a
moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do
before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.
yâall do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that youâre studying, right? youâre totally studying. love, a TA.
The best way to study even if you canât bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. Itâs an awesome method!
âbut what youâre doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do beforeâŠ?â
âyeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like⊠itâs betterâ
im baffled that âwriting it downâ is considered âcheatingâ like using a calculator to do math you really think in any career i could get that my boss will say âyou cant use notes on the jobâ? of my 3 stints at college the first was for a CNC programmer and we literally have the âcheat sheetâ printed on the side of the robot- not us, the manufacturer printed it there, we kept a flippin BINDER of extra âcheatâ material as well as superfluous calculators because any boss is going to want you to be SURE, and âsureâ means you double checked and wrote it down its called preparation, which is far superior to memorization further, having extensive notes you dont understand is useless, the fact that you took the notes to make sure you understand what they MEAN should be more important then regurgitating your date/name/number soup like a seasick parrot
man this movie didnât have to go there like that but they did anyway.
The sound effects really sell this
The original vid got taken to Youtube copyright hell so ToddâŠtell me more lies
Happy E3!
Person in crowd: Youâre breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* Youâre breathtaking! Youâre all breathtaking!
âIf I didnât see you then you didnât do itâ
this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh
It Is Wintertime
bug: hi
me: Arenât You Supposed To Be Dead.
Magical encounter while free falling.
Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And itâs a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.
âHuh, thatâs weirdâ you think to yourself.
You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.
But youâre a busy bird, youâve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
NO CAPES!!!!
i hope that one day i will finally be okâŠ.iâll make a cherry pie when it is all over
today is the day
reblog the cherry pie to be ok
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off withÂ
âwell I guess we have to do icebreakers. iâm Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.â
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!
guy whoâs about to invent the piano: oh, havenât you heard?
how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny
i love u steph