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Ev/Evey/Everett, 31, agender transfem dyke Any pronouns

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[oneheadtoanother]

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[wosp-reactivated]

Please don't return me to the store

[tgatbc]

[segamascott]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[paxamericana]

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

[dogpuppy]

[gaytanic-panic]

[nociceptrix]

sucking on a worthless original

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[kosmogrl]

[gorps]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]