BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.

[onceiwashere]

“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store

[blackfox4]

Wukong, what have you done this time!

[boonalina]

The fact that the Wukong actor is genuinely running SO fast is so freaking funny to me. (Also wow, all the character's cosplay is really good!)

[wearesorcerer]

@we-are-monk @theoutcastrogue

[cryptotheism]

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[mousegirlheart]

people keep carrying me like this

[shamebats]

[schmilsson]

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

[nutloaf]

[bioluminescent-fungus]

Do you look more like your…

Mom

Dad

Other family member

Even mix of traits

Not enough bio family to say

vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 1

[acapelladitty]

my gynaecologist, listening to me explain what happened over the phone:

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[dogpuppy]

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[targetedknowledge]

[ralfmaximus]

Lion, failed

Zebra, failed

Chimpanzee, failed

Sponge, success

Hummingbird, failed

[mutationgirl]

you have [1] new message

the nonbinary crone: im the nonbinary crone

[effervescent-fool]

i usually get really annoyed when spotify has the wrong lyrics but honestly this line in broom people being changed from "i am a babbling brook" to "i am a battling frog" might just be an improvement