Wet Floor Sign

I'm Floor. Just a wet floor sign guarding a spill.

[luvlaff]

[electronic-old-men]

Lost in the sauce

[natssketche]

LOST IN THE SAUCE

[canwehaveapooldad]

Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on– her sweet can. I grab her– sweet can. Oh, just thinking about– her can. I just wish I– sweet– sweet– s-s-sweet can.

[vvdotcom]

[kwerkykat]

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[ninjamelissajulien]

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[catchymemes]

All aboard the Catbus

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

{ Every F**kin’ Day }

AND I RETURN !! To bring y'all somethin’ special I been working on for a couple weeks ! Gonna ring in the New Year with this, been super excited to post it

This is both a personal / portfolio piece to strengthen some skillset goals, but I love Plankton more than anyone outta Spongebob, and that One Mr. Lawrence Interview is so legendary, I’ve wanted to animate this forever

{ This is also dedicated to Stephen Hillenburg, who left us very recently and whose work was very dear to me, I’m gonna miss u so much dude }

[gobblechopstv]

[taylorswiftsthighs]

I don’t understand how people can leave tumblr. I’ve been here since 2009 - I couldn’t leave even if I wanted to. 

[felinetay]

i really believe that anyone who made an account between 2009-2011 unknowingly signed a contract with the devil and now we’re all trapped here until the website finally dies like leaving has never been an option in the first place

[stephencolbertly]

Meanwhile… Losing ‘Friends’ And Tumblr Nudity

[guywhoisnotevil]

heads up before you spend $$ on pillowfort, especially note the paypal thing. the io domain concern does not seem carefully enforced but is in the TOS so 🤷

[qarukhel]

For my friends considering pillowfort.io.

[tirien66]

OOF

[animusrox]

Tumblr 2018

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

lets all leave tumblr for crouton.net

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

best fucking site ever

no weird changes that alienate the userbase

no april fools or other seasonal jokes

no obnoxious self-promoting asshole bloggers

no blogs whatsoever

no posts whatsoever

just a crouton

thats it

join me on crouton.net

[earthstory]

Flags

I have had 3 mineral posts flagged as adult content today. They contained a tourmaline, a muscovite, and a galena. On Friday I had 3 fossil posts flagged as adult content, including a fossil fish, a fossil tooth from a mastodon, and a Tyrannosaur vertebrae. I’ve submitted appeals for each. This has been getting worse over the past month, apparently most of geology content is now only for adults. 

[shanlonwrites]

Apparently you can’t get your rocks off on Tumblr anymore. 

[vrabia]

i am contractually obligated to congratulate you on this reply

[brucesterling]

*Meanwhile, on Twitter

[the-reylo-void]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]