Is mayonaise an Instrument?

Or naw.

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[wforwumbbo]

you’ll ruin the patina.

[pathologising]

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

[moonlit-positivity]

[bmasiac]

Richard Nadler

[decor-dump]

[hummingbirdsaltimolockia]

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

[unsubconscious]

Iri B., Glass #2 Oil on canvas, 60 x 80cm

[orphicchic]

I feel philosophical today.

[wforwumbbo]

I just heard someone describe their energy as “golden retriever but not in the bedroom” and I’m absolutely stealing that lol

[oldmanpusspuss]

i dont think we're making it out of january this time guys i think we're here forever now

[oldmanpusspuss]

people saying its almost over are gonna be in for a real shock on january 32nd

[brucebocchi]

[curseworm]

[through clenched teeth] good things can happen in the future. good things are coming

[wforwumbbo]

[with bated breath] good things have come and gone. good things will return once more.

[beadyeyes]

Bro can I have a hit of that cookie

[wintercoffin]

when youre a stoner but only use edibles

[beadyeyes]

When your a mountain lion but you only kill and eat people near the river

[wforwumbbo]

Cookie or Nookie?

[pukicho]

Every now and then a new celeb pops up out of nowhere and I’m supposed to know who they are. Sorry bud but that’s just a guy.

[yomgert]

This is how people feel about you

[pukicho]

As they should. Literally everyone is just some guy.

[knightedangel-deactivated202507]

Can I rub you the wrong way or

[weenhands-deactivated20250319]

i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[wforwumbbo]

[charnel-grounds]

Octonimoes, “Tenant”

mixed media, 2023