*sighs*

I'm bad at most things

[princenaveen]

Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films

*sips her tea*

[reign-sl]

That’s what I said

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

oh no

[twofacetoo]

It’s funny how there’s still ‘pee-oh-see‘ (let that phrase fucking die) characters in Disney movies who ARE HUMAN FOR LITERALLY THE ENTIRE FILM

But hey, you wanna know who else wasn’t human for the majority of their movie?

CAPTAIN WHITEBOY MCFURRY HERE

TRANSFORMATION IS A PLOT POINT OLDER THAN FICTION ITSELF

IT’S NOT RACIST.

GET OVER IT.

GO OUTSIDE.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

[weaponized-weaboo-deactivated20]

I died at “captain whiteboy mcfurry”

[loveandlucky]

THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE FINALLY FIXED THIS POST. LAST TIME I SAW THIS THE GOOD PART WASN’T ON IT

[whaaalen]

Omglol9pop

[someone-like-robsten]

What is happening? Is the whole world insane?

[neonkontra]

[keithsweatshop]

[cosmicanatomy]

[whaaalen]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mothmansbignaturals]

So I was outside replacing the broken springs on my trampoline, as is routine, when I come inside and notice half my hand is covered in blood and I was just like “ugh this again” like I’m not even phased by this shit anymore. It’s just like that one time on seventh grade camp where I almost got my foot amputated because one of my friends pushed me into a murky lake and something attacked me lmao

[mothmansbignaturals]

Okay, so on seventh grade camp there was this lake (but it was actually a dam because it was man-made) and it was pitch black, like you couldn’t see shit down there. And I was with my (then) 2 best friends Catherine and Taryn. The 3 of us were sitting on this giant branch hanging over a part of the dam and Catherine was like “lol I’m gonna jump in” and she did and I was like “should I shouldn’t I” when Taryn pushed me in and I almost died because shit that water was ice cold. Catherine and I swam around a bit when the councilors called us back to land and I get out and someone was like “Kris your entire foot is bleeding” and I look down like “well golly gosh it is” and I felt nothing. Now, we were in rural South Africa and the closest thing to a hospital was half a first aid kit so there I was in the head office getting my foot cleaned up, still not feeling shit, when the lady was like “sweetie :) these wounds are claw marks :)” and me, being 12 fucking years old, was like “I get to go home right?” but no they wouldn’t let me :(

Long story short I got attacked by a lake monster and the most horrifying part was that I had to stay at camp for the rest of the week.

[fiddleabout]

#actually the only reason why i remember that particular camp was bc that was where i began questioning my sexual orientation#i bet it was the monster#unbelievable#a lake monster turned me into a lesbian#and that wouldnt even be my weirdest story

[hishap]

What kind of life do you live holy shit

[chavas-jorts]

i want more stories omg

[ladyzolstice]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he woke up and retrieved his paw

[lingrix]

you Used him

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

he’s on the bed and he won’t come near me

[lingrix]

youve betrayed his trust………he Knows

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

their cause is gaining numbers

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

this is a revolution

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

we are….defeated.

[smallish-giraffe]

you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

[hansgrubr]

a compilation of my favorite vines to commemorate one of my favorite social media platforms ever

[meladoodle]

I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!

[weirdmageddon]

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind:

[inspecticles]

On Thursdays, we wear green

[williamsnakesqueer]

Me

[tunneys-deactivated20250706]

#me

[sparrf-blog]

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

[theclassykindoftrasy]

……….I have an idea.

[theparttimemisanthrope]