I'm Still Not Tech Savvy

You don’t get to know anything about me

[whalehalothere]

The location of the button was truly out of this world

[gremlinnddraws]

“Has it really been thirty years?”.

Growing old with you.

[gremlinnddraws]

Neil going to get his haircut (much to his disapproval) and coming back with it untouched. Andrew, not knowing what to do with this guy, demands why the change of heart as he brushes Neil’s hair from his eyes, pushing it behind his ear.

Neil: Ohhhh, no reason:)

[nothatsmi]

Hi there Neil, it's been a little while, did you miss me?

November 30th 2024 i teased an animatic and then gave zero news about it. Guess what!

This one took me a lot of time, it was more animated and complex than other animatics I might've done. Shares and support are appreciated! Here's the link to the Youtube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmT4elrjNHI&ab (i've put subtitles out there if you're interested)

Also I tried something less linear and a bit more concepual, where Neil and Nathaniel are their own very distinct entities. It made sense in my head.

[instigatorjosten]

i wish exy had a penalty shame box the way ice hockey does, i wanna see matt sat there with a big ass smile proud he got into a fight to defend his teammates, or neil or kevin in there sulking they’re not allowed to play

[art-foxx]

happy new year

[screnarchive-deactivated2022042]

[whalehalothere]

I wrote over 70,000 words of a fic, and then kinda abandoned it to write new stuff

[usagichuu]

*frothing at the mouth*

[sudaca-swag]

actually Andrew is a quite well adjusted regular guy for a 20 yo who was dealt a shitty hand at life and made some bad choices as a teen bc of it but he consistently goes to therapy, forms support networks and surrounds himself with kind people, and actively wants to get better, so its crazy how ppl think Neil the godfather Josten who was taken out of a crime tv show, sleeps facing the wall to put on colored contacts, makes up a new persona every time he goes grocery shopping and thinks therapists are out to get him is the normal one in that relationship

[heedra]

fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

[whalehalothere]

Fanfiction authors learned the word “whilst” and they won’t let anyone forget it

[peggyrose19]

me? making a 273 page document of all the aftg extra content? available for anyone to view, print, and download? instead of doing homework? nooo of course not. couldn’t be me. definitely not what this is

[satanfemme]

new tumblr game: google ur username, go to the images tab, and see what comes up

[c3po]

bunch of pics of some gold robot thanks for wasting my time i guess

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

checks out

[carharttlesbian]

a bunch of lesbians postinng their fits on reddit but also this fun meme

[angeryducc]

This is my default expression irl

[madolecence]

Literally zero pictures lol

[overt-menstruation]

[whalehalothere]

I like it

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Matt: Can you keep a secret?

Neil: Do you know anything about my life?

Matt: No I do not. Good point.

[neil-jortsen]

[at disneyland on the teacup ride]

andrew and renee: *spinning calmly while talking*

neil and matt: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

[darkblueboxs]

what if the foxes looked at neil’s obviously fake name/ID, his avoidance of doctors/hospitals/cops, his refusal to talk abt his background or his family, his “french mom,” his shifting accent/sporadically british vocabulary & his three languages and decided that he was clearly an undocumented immigrant that needed to be protected at all costs

matt makes it about three months before quietly offering to marry neil to help with his “situation.” neil has never been so confused in his life.

[tntwme]

(Years later)

Andrew: we’re getting married tomorrow, yes or no?

Neil: I have to divorce Matt first

Andrew: (record scratch). Beg pardon?

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

bonus scene: Neil is hospitalised and only family can visit so Matt silently goes inside while avoiding eye-contact with a seething Andrew nearby

[starsailores]

neil abram josten being the most unhinged narrator of all time: a compilation

[neil-jortsen]

kevin: neil, you look like you fought 10 people and ran a mile to get here

neil, wheezing: 12 people and 4 miles