[whalemeansgrace]

Username is a reference to the 'etymology' section of Moby-Dick because that whale occupies my mind even more than it does Ahab's.

He/him, 20s.

Big believer in ‘no sideblogs we die like men’, so check below for my tagging system!

#original - a post by me

#personal - not necessarily a post by me, but relating to my life in some way

#reblog - a post reblogged from someone else

#self-reblog - a self-reblog

#ask bait - an ask sheet

#inbox - an ask

#laugh rule - something I found funny enough to reblog

#art - art, but not necessarily mine

#tv - relating to a tv show

#film - relating to a film

#literature - relating to a book

#music - relating to music

#audio - containing an audio file

#tag game - participation in a game I was tagged in

#date posts - posts relating to a specific date

#mutuals - a post relating to or about my mutuals

#links - a post containing a link

All particulars are tagged by name, e.g. Star Trek would be tagged #star trek, etc.

[theevieee]

For the people like me who need motivation

[un-monstre]

I’m finished with P.G. Wodehouse and I’m ready for R Rated Wodehouse now

[n3ptuuune]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[dearwatson]

must feel good af to be a 1920s dandy calling your gay lover "old thing"

[anythingbyadriannelenker]

jeeves runs a menswear blog with a 1000 followers where he criticizes the cut of politician’s suits (a la derek guy) while bertie posts fit checks that border on thirst traps with the most flamboyant color and pattern combos that make you dizzy and they each get 200k likes

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[darthfar]

I’ve already wished you all a Happy Barricade Day yesterday. So have a Maybe-A-Little-Not-As-Happy Barricade Day today. ;)

Since we all know (by now) what a cheerfully heartless, lying, impenitent bastard I really am, here, have a highly, highly abbreviated version of Combeferre’s speech on me. I realise it’s not what his actual speech is about, but I was thinking about what Hugo said about Combeferre not being an orphan and about to get himself killed, and decided that what I really wanted to do was to frame his speech mainly in the context of the named Amis* and what would follow in the days after their deaths. [— That, and if I actually illustrated his speech in its proper context, it would have taken far more pages, and a finger that was Actually Functional And Very Much Not In Pain.]

Why, for gods’ sake? Because I can.

[And yes, I’ve snuck in people and things all over the place. Also because.]

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* And Gavroche. Because y’know.

[armandyke]

let's recenter

[felinium]

more real housewives

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

[gemsandjunk]

I love my tight knit family

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever