Possibly the worst

She/they. 21. Mostly reblogs. Requests open for select Evans characters. unsure? DM me

[what-i-call-men]

Master list for my AHS writing!

Requests are currently open!

People will be added as I write for them! Just listing who currently is written for!

For anyone that wants a place to get free prompts for Evans fics I have tagged all of my thoughts as “free fic thoughts” and you can feel free to take any of them. Just tag me if you do!

And I might write some myself. If I have I will tag them as “fic thoughts fulfilled” (tagged below)

*= Smut

!= angst no happy ending

Tate Langdon

Dead Girl Walking (pt 1) !

Kit Walker

Stress Relief *

James Patrick March

Summoned

Loyalty

The Tango: Elizabeth*

I Hope That You Burn !

I Hope That You Burn part 2

Happy wife, Happy life

Please don’t take my Man

I Can Provide for You

Winter Anderson

Together at last*

Jeff Pfister

Jiggle physics*

Sell my soul*

Austin Sommers

Where you go I'll follow*

Make a mess of you*

A Deal is a Deal*

Dead Girl walking pt 2

Dead Girl Walking pt 3

The Evans

The Evans and their karaoke musical songs

The Evans and comforting the reader

The Evans with an independent s/o

The Evans bowling

The Evans cuddling (With Austin)

The Evans and a reader w stretch marks

The Evans in Disney

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS SECURITY BREACH

Sundrop

soulmates

Moondrop

soulmates pt 2

[what-i-call-men]

ik i haven't posted in a long time and this is a total switch up from what i usually post but would anyone be interested if i wrote a slow burn fic for michael jackson?? like i know atp i need a new thing and this man has been living in my head rent free since i was a child being raised on his music videos

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

two of my favorite things about true blood are

a) how vampires are normal people. some are rich, well-dressed elites and some are goth/punk and some are rednecks and some are regular suburban normies. those who are alluringly attractive were already like that in life. lonely and self-esteemed deprived people become lonely and self-esteem deprived vampires.

b) they made vampirism a very on-the-nose allegory for racism and homophobia but still didn't shy away from depicting actual racism and homophobia. erasing real-life issues to replace them with the human/vampire divide would've been a shit move and instead they said yes. this is the deep south. you will see a confederate flag in the bar of a guy who is by all accounts not a racist because the culture there is deeply ingrained in a way that's hard to describe to outsiders. the black and gay characters will have arcs that go well beyond their race and sexuality but they will also explicitly face discrimination for those parts of themselves. congressmen will get on TV and deride vampires with the exact same rhetoric real-life politicians use against immigrants while also condemning queer people in the same sentence.

[behold-the-daybreak]

such a shame true blood isn't big on tumblr because season 4 amnesiac eric northman would do numbers on here

[what-i-call-men]

literally... watched him drunk and begging sookie to stay with him and respectfully... i'm so surprised that i don't see more people losing it on tumblr abt that

[whatever-nvrmnd]

Season 4 of True Blood ain't real, I swear

What in the supernatural beings is going on

[endlesss-rain]

scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

[hornvey-deactivated20260114]

Say it louder for those in the back

[ohcaptains]

lord give me the strength not to message this man 🙏🏻

[milo-igidk]

put your clothes back on were going to talk about how musicals are the best media to adapt books in cause its the only one that allows the characters to express their feelings and internal monologue as they do on page

[what-i-call-men]

AFFIRMATIONS OF TODAY:

i am an adult. i do not have to feel weird about casual dating. Sex is not a weird thing to do as an adult. talking about sex as an adult with a perspective date is not weird and its a topic that everyone needs to stop treating as so weird.

i do not need to feel guilty about consensual sex with someone i am not committed to. that is just the religious guilt in me.

[what-i-call-men]

AFFIRMATIONS FOR TODAY:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i hate this. i hate people.

never be good at your job because it only earns you more work

do not be a yapper but it weirds people out

if one more person leaves me a goddamn voice mail i will personally rip their head off with my goddamn teeth

[what-i-call-men]

Affirmations for today:

just because i'm over the break up apparently doesn't mean my ex was.

people were right when they said he was going to freak out and keep trying to reach out

i'm not going to have a panic attack over this (i am)

just because another man is slightly upset about something doesn't mean he's upset at me and hates me.

i will find someone who loves me and doesn't get angry like that.

[what-i-call-men]

AFFIRMATIONS OF TODAY:

i am an adult. i do not have to feel weird about casual dating. Sex is not a weird thing to do as an adult. talking about sex as an adult with a perspective date is not weird and its a topic that everyone needs to stop treating as so weird.

i do not need to feel guilty about consensual sex with someone i am not committed to. that is just the religious guilt in me.

[what-i-call-men]

AFFIRMATIONS FOR TODAY:

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i hate this. i hate people.

never be good at your job because it only earns you more work

do not be a yapper but it weirds people out

if one more person leaves me a goddamn voice mail i will personally rip their head off with my goddamn teeth

[urdreamgirlangel]

[what-i-call-men]

AFFIRMATIONS OF TODAY:

i am an adult. i do not have to feel weird about casual dating. Sex is not a weird thing to do as an adult. talking about sex as an adult with a perspective date is not weird and its a topic that everyone needs to stop treating as so weird.

i do not need to feel guilty about consensual sex with someone i am not committed to. that is just the religious guilt in me.

[mcpayne]

okay but now i wonder if Frank is gonna hunt down all of the corrupt cops and lunatics who stole his symbol to use as a symbol for hate... because I need real world far-right idiots who do that shit to be finally fucking called out by marvel for turning punisher into a hate symbol. it's about time art reflects real life.

[what-i-call-men]

coming here just to scream into my void bc this is the one place i feel comfortable saying this.

Watched DDBA tonight, had an amazing time, loved it, talked about it with a friend for around two hours. got cozy in bed, sitting done for phone time to unwind when i get What? a notification from snapchat that my ex (broke up with me a week and a half ago. we were dating for three years) has made a new snapchat account.

the same guy who for the last three months of our relationship was talking about how he didn't want to redownload or have an account. i was the only person he talked to along with his military gc he never interacted w, so when he got a new phone and it logged him out he didn't bother resetting the password... even tho i asked and offered to help so we could send pictures to each other like we usually did (routine at this point)

This might be me over thinking but like... why lie to me about that? he'd said he'd only thought about breaking up for like a week before it happened. but this was months ago.

i don't know if yall have had this kind of grief before. i don't even know what stage i'm at rn bc i thought i was ok then he got a new snapchat and liked some of the stuff i sent him on ig before we broke up.

i didn't block him because we didn't end on bad terms or anything... i don't know if i should maybe just bite the bullet and unfollow him but... i really don't know if i have the guts. like i'm not angry or anything at him for the break up but am i letting him get to me too much? i mean we were dating for almost 3 years and the break up was a week and a half ago and it completely blindsided me.

[vigilxnte-shit]

i think we should kill him because men are the worst

[what-i-call-men]

follow up! he added me on snapchat first! and i've chosen to ignore him!

need to remember what i told my little teenage coworkers when they have boy problems: if there is a point where someone breaks up with you, where they don't love you, even if you take them back, the likelyhood of them forgetting that feeling is slim. if they didn't love you enough to stay in your relationship, they WILL not love you a lot easier the second time around.

[what-i-call-men]

coming here just to scream into my void bc this is the one place i feel comfortable saying this.

Watched DDBA tonight, had an amazing time, loved it, talked about it with a friend for around two hours. got cozy in bed, sitting done for phone time to unwind when i get What? a notification from snapchat that my ex (broke up with me a week and a half ago. we were dating for three years) has made a new snapchat account.

the same guy who for the last three months of our relationship was talking about how he didn't want to redownload or have an account. i was the only person he talked to along with his military gc he never interacted w, so when he got a new phone and it logged him out he didn't bother resetting the password... even tho i asked and offered to help so we could send pictures to each other like we usually did (routine at this point)

This might be me over thinking but like... why lie to me about that? he'd said he'd only thought about breaking up for like a week before it happened. but this was months ago.

i don't know if yall have had this kind of grief before. i don't even know what stage i'm at rn bc i thought i was ok then he got a new snapchat and liked some of the stuff i sent him on ig before we broke up.

i didn't block him because we didn't end on bad terms or anything... i don't know if i should maybe just bite the bullet and unfollow him but... i really don't know if i have the guts. like i'm not angry or anything at him for the break up but am i letting him get to me too much? i mean we were dating for almost 3 years and the break up was a week and a half ago and it completely blindsided me.

[linusbenjamin]

Did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion?

[quote-bomber]

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

[atlinmerrick]

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*