What if Exo........

Kind of like an imagine blog but you know lamer. 

[what-if-exxo]

Minseok: I have an Idea.

Kyungsoo: We set Chanyeol and Baekhyun lose in a forest and hunt them for sport.

Chanyeol: Hey!

Minseok: Good idea but maybe next week.

Baekhyun: No.

Kyungsoo: Soon Chanyeol Soon.

Suho: Kyungsoo use a bb gun not your crossbow.

Kyungsoo: Or my fists?

Suho: Yes that's fine.

Chanyeol: Suho!

Suho: You'll be fine.

Minseok: Actually, Kyungsoo we hunt at dawn.

Kyungsoo: Good luck boys.

Minseok: You'll need it. Especially you Baekhyun.

[what-if-exxo]

Sehun: I'm surprised you don't have a ton of tye-dye hoodies.

Chanyeol: *pulls out ten tye-dye hoodies from his closet*

Sehun: Oh where's your bong and skateboard?

Chanyeol: I have three bongs on my window sill with my monster cans and all of my skateboards are behind my door.

Sehun: What's your favorite band?

Chanyeol: Rat Boy.

Sehun: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[what-if-nct]

Baekhyun: Is that Johnny? Tell Johnny I said hi. Tell him I miss him.

Mark: *hangs the phone up* Stop trying to fuck my dad Baehyun.

Baekhyun: I already fucked one. I want the comeplete set.

Mark: Taeyong!

Taeyong: I have needs mark!

[what-if-exxo]

Chanyeol: The chances of a sheep murdering you are low.

Sehun: Ok.....?

Yixing: *pounces on Sehun* SNEAK ATTACK!

Chanyeol: But never zero.

[what-if-exxo]

Suho: Why are you wearing a skirt?

Baekhyun: A man came by and said if I put on a skirt and flash him he'd give me a Popsicle.

Suho: Was it Heechul?

Baekhyun: *twisting and turning as he eats a Popsicle* It was Heechul.

[lq-chanyeol]

[untouchabyeolman]

CHANYEOL ARENAHOMME+ teaser

[klarabohringer]

LAY ‘莲 (Lit)’ MV Making Film

[what-if-nct]

Jaemin : Why do you have a bunch of pictures of Yixing surrounded by candles and insense?

Renjun: Mind your own damn business that's why.

Chenle: I got the dragon's blood and honey for the offering.

Jaemin: Well, I'll just be going.

Renjun: That's right leave and never return.

Jaemin: Love you.

Renjun: Love you too, we'll be out for dinner.

[what-if-nct]

Taeyong: Isn't he cute. How old is he?

Suho: *holding Sehun* He's 309 months. He's a little cranky right now it's almost nap time.

Chanyeol: He's a six foot tall grown man.

Suho: How about your little guy right there.

Taeyong: *holding Jisung* He's 220 months. He's such good baby.

Haechan: He's bigger then you. You're struggling to carry him.

Suho: They're so precious at that age aren't they?

Taeyong: They really are.

Haechan: Can you believe this?

Chanyeol: Ridiculous.

Haechan: I'm a baby too I never get babied.

Chanyeol: It's not fair. I need to be taken care of too.

[sefuns]

LAY — “LIT” MV (2020) #2

[what-if-nct]

Doyoung: Why is Baekhyun here?

Taeyong: He said he was lonely.

Doyoung: He's not wearing clothes and is eating a pot full of cereal.

Taeyong: Yeah, like Johnny does.

Doyoung: No underwear.

Taeyong: Oh that's just how he is.

Doyoung: Well that's how *pulls Taeyong into the living room* Johnny, Haechan, Taeil, Jungwoo and Yuta are now.

Baekhyun: Hey, can you turn the air down? It's cold.

Doyoung: You can't keep him.

Taeyong: But...

Doyoung: Take him back.

[getlayd]

‘my members’ - yixing showing his lockscreen photo which is of his members to everyone and talking about them fondly ;-;

[sefuns]

BAEKHYUN — ’Candy’ MV Teaser #1

[fyexo]

200521 lay’s tiktok update

[what-if-exxo]

Baekhyun: As your current leader, BOOTYHOLE.

Chen: I'm calling Yixing.

Baekhyun: Hey, hey tell him Bootyhole.

Sehun: *on the phone* Johnny can I join NCT please.

Kai: Me too and tell Mark I said hi.

Chanyeol & Baekhyun: BOOTYHOLE!

[pikayeollie]

drummer chanyeol 🥁

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