What am I, a farmer?

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[finofilipino]

[weavemama]

trump: *puts his hand on the bible during his inauguration*

god:

[hyperillusion-deactivated201707]

Man if you guys could have heard this noise I made when I saw this

[t-vsqz]

How dare you?!

[subwaywithinmymind]

[vulture-jack]

I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him 

Spite, fuel me

im not goin anywhere

[carpaydiem]

god this was so uplifting to read

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[thebootydiaries]

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

[yatzuaka]

source

[jimmyfury]

“It will be full of gays next”

[alstroemerial]

that long hair was only weighing me down

[whatamiafarmer]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[gowns]

psa

Jill told Hillary to walk a path in the shape of a pentacle through the woods every day to charge the giant crystal Jill is charging in her basement which (if successful), on the 64th consecutive day, will release a powerful chakra-re-aligning that will reset the entire election results. Every time someone stops Hillary for a selfie, the day’s work is undone. If you see her in the woods, please don’t stop her.

[thedragoninmygarage]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*having sex*

partner: how does that feel?

me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

[vashito]

the treat yo self scene in parks and rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self-control

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

right im sleeping You should too

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

how you posting then

[tiffix]

Yo be quiet, that guys sleepin

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[birdnormal]

show me the roundest cat

[foolishdeadbeat]