Oh Dear! What An Awkward Situation.

[2014 Disney Maleficent independent role-playing account] [see page 4 for more information]

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Jennifer Niven, All the Bright Places

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One rule: No changing your background once you’ve been tagged! Even if its embarrassing! 

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"You were suppose to look after me." Zeleka said coming out of the woodland once she spotted her mother. "The least you could have done was look for me."

Maleficent turned to face her, barely recognizing her own daughter. Her furrowing her brow, tears forming in her eyes.

"I did. It was just too difficult to get to you, I couldn’t know for sure, Stefan would have killed me on sight." She stated, just able to control the emotion flooding her face and barely keeping her voice from being overcome with feeling, making it quiet and slightly shaky.

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Random Song Lyric Based Starters

"Wake me up when it's all over."

"I'm here for your entertainment."

"You light me up, like the fireworks flying on the 4th of July."

"It doesn't matter what they say, in the jealous games people play!"

"This young girl, she's so cute."

"You only want me when I'm taken."

"You put your arms around me and I'm home."

"My best friend's brother is the one for me!"

"We'll be young forever till forever stops!"

"I want you back."

"He takes your hand, I die a little."

"My pride still feels the sting."

"My problem, I never was a model, I never was a scholar, but you were always popular."

"You have pointed out my flaws again, as if I don't already see them."

"Funny when you're dead, how people start listening."

"This end could be my start."

"I'm all alone and I need you now."

"You're insecure, don't know what for."

"A heart full of love, a heart full of you. The words are old but always true."

"I'm falling to pieces."

"Hey there, pretty brown eyes, whatcha doin' later tonight?"

"Music sounds better with you."

"The first date, man I didn't kiss her and I should have."

"If you're gonna be somebody's heartbreak, be mine."

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Send me ' ~♫' For my muse to sing to yours, with random lyrics from a song the mun heard recently.

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send me one for my muse's reaction

"Are we really doing this?"

"Are you doing this to upset me?"

"Friends don't look at each other like that."

"Give me a chance."

"I am not doing that."

"I can prove you wrong."

"I can show you the world."

"I did a bad thing."

"I don't want to love you, but I do."

"I missed you."

"I regret last night."

"I think we can pull through."

"I think you need to get in my bed. Now."

"I thought you were gone forever."

"I want you naked. Now."

"I'm a bad person."

"I'm breaking up with you."

"I'm not who you think I am."

"I'm pregnant."

"If you and I were the only two people alive on the planet, I still wouldn't have sex with you."

"Marry me?"

"Please, don't do this."

"Stop yelling at me."

"That outfit would look better on my bedroom floor."

"There is no one I hate more than you."

"This is not fair."

"This is not the time nor place."

"We are not getting a pet."

"We can't do this anymore."

"What are you doing?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"Why aren't you answering my calls?"

"You shouldn't have done that."

"You'll regret this."

"You're being inappropriate."

"You're the one person I actually trust."

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"Watch out!"

"You could have been killed!"

"Run! Hurry up, go!"

"Save yourself, I’ll hold them back."

"Leave me here! Go! Hurry! I can handle it."

"I promise I’ll make sure they don’t hurt you."

"They better not have laid a damn finger on you or I’ll [insert...

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Please reblog this as silent permission for me to rp with you.

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my muse has been drugged and won't remember anything that happens for the next 30 minutes. what does your muse do/say?

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SAD RP STARTERS

"Was..I not good enough?"

"Why would you say that?"

"Was it something I did?"

"Was it..something I said?"

"How could you?"

"I don't miss you.."

"I miss you so much, my heart bleeds when I think of you.."

"It's my fault.."

"I should have been there."

"I'm..so..so sorry I couldn't protect you."

"You're dead to me."

"Maybe he was right."

"Maybe she was right."

"I'm not worth your while, am I?"

"Am I so insignificant?"

"I need you."

"It's your choice, now you have to live with it."

"I want to be once again with you."

"You choose the road, love. And I'll make the vows."

"You had it coming."

"You only have yourself to blame."

"I only have myself to blame."

"I have only tears to shed."

"My heart is black and my mind is darkness.."

"The truth is, we're both frauds."

"At least you had good intentions."

"He was too strong."

"I hate this life."

"Once something is truly lost, one can never get it back again."

"You had better start believing in nightmares, you're in one."

"Don't worry about my falling limbs and broken heart, my stitches feel no pain. I love you, that's all that matters."

"You just have to let it go."

"Some things happen, and there is nothing you can do about it."

"This the end."

"Scream all you want, no one can hear you."

"No one can save you now."

"Rest in peace."

"You will never see the light again."

"Lost.."

"Just let me die."

"Just leave me behind."

"I won't say it to him, but he's got us beat."

"There is still a way to defeat you."

"Fine, knock yourself out. I mean it."

"You're not a cat. You're a rat."

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The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagment Sentence Meme

"You have to write."

"I'm very proud of you."

"My mother surprised me by marrying my high school teacher."

"We're just friends now."

"It's the princess from America!"

"There was no course in Queen or How to Run a Country 101."

"Will I ever be ready?"

"I'm going to live in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale and eventually sit on the throne and rule."

"Welcome home, Princess."

"The one downer in my fairy tale is I've never been in love."

"Maybe I'll meet my Prince Charming tonight."

"The eagle is flying."

"A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

"I hope they have string cheese."

"And you obviously don't speak English."

"Have you met the princess yet?"

"Is this an American custom?"

"I'll survive, Your Highness."

"Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurance?"

"The swelling should help them fit better."

"Looks like they're trying to land a plane!"

"Woodland animals are a lovely thing to be compared to."

"I'm sorry I stepped on your foot."

"You can step on my foot anytime."

"If this were my party, we'd be kissing by now."

"No harm, no foul, no bruise."

"Please don't curtsy like that."

"How do you turn off the curtsies?"

"Can I explore a little bit?"

"Shut up!"

"We've never enforced that law!"

"She deserves the same right as any man!"

"How do they expect me to find love in thirty days?!"

"An arranged marriage is my only choice."

"I dream of love, not fondness."

"You don't have to be queen/king."

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."

"I want to make a difference as a ruler."

"I'm doing a background check on____."

"I would gladly take a bullet for you."

"I offered to have them hung by their toes in our courtyard."

"Have you met him?"

"We will present ourselves with grace and poise."

"They always do that."

"I will personally get some ice for your foot."

"We danced and I flirted."

"I feel so stupid right now."

"This is your very own suite."

"This is so cool!"

"I have my own mall!"

"I just love to look at him/her."

"Right on!"

"Does this popcorn taste like pears?"

"You ever take those shades off?"

"Shall we have some tea?"

"Let them bond."

"Every marriage in my family for the past one hundred years has been arranged."

"Your task is to romance her/him."

"I was just admiring my ring."

"You know, he/she is so romantic!"

"I'm not here."

"It was more than a minute."

"Well aren't you just...crafty."

"Lie dance?"

"The point is that I'm onto you!"

"He/she was in a closet with him/her?"

"The wedding invitations have been sent out."

"I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."

"We are learning the art of the fan."

"Are you sassing your grandma?!"

"A princess never chases a chicken."

"I can't ride sidesaddle."

"It's a wooden leg."

"That is impressively sneaky!"

"I don't like you."

"You shouldn't hide, it only makes them gossip more."

"What do you want?"

"I don't need this right now!"

"You never think about anyone but yourself."

"Can you let me be miserable and not make me feel worse about myself?"

"____ doesn't have boyfriends/girlfriends, they have dates."

"It's a shame you're not attracted to them."

"I didn't hear you mention love."

"You're so jealous."

"You can't just go around kissing people, particularly not engaged people!"

"You want to kiss again?"

"What's so confusing about a kiss?"

"Maybe I just like kissing you."

"Why don't you go under water and I'll count to a million?"

"Why do you talk like that?"

"Most of them are orphans, we take care of as many as possible."

"Would you like to be a prince/princess today?"

"They're letting the children join them, how charming."

"It's time for mattress surfing!"

"Darling, when they tell your story, they'll call your heart of gold your crowing glory."

"You've fallen in love with her/him."

"But you care for them."

"Are you sure I didn't burn you?"

"We can have tasty finger sandwiches together!"

"Could I see you one more time before I go?"

"I'll find a way."

"Have you been thinking about us?"

"You were the someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with."

"They're throwing pebbles!"

"And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy."

"This really is more romantic in the books."

"Tell me a secret."

"No one knows what's in your heart."

"I love I Love Lucy reruns."

"That's a fact, not a secret."

"The secret is...I still want to."

"We stayed out all night."

"Have a nice life!"

"I promise you nothing happened."

"I'm getting married today."

"Now, this is what I call a closet."

"Being married is about being yourself, with someone else."

"I look like a moose."

"He/she kind of does look like a poodle."

"Come and sweep him/her off their feet."

"I should have known!"

"Doesn't matter, I'll run."

"How am I supposed to herd sheep with a bike?"

"I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."

"The maids know everything."

"Is this part of the plan?"

"I'm going to need a minute or two."

"Out of my way!"

"I can't do this!"

"Don't make the same mistakes I did."

"You can go in that church and get married or you can walk away."

"I won't be getting married today."

"Would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do?"

"I refuse to be king/queen."

"Just think how lovely he/she will look on our postage stamp."

"Stare them down."

"I like change."

"Just because I didn't get my fairy tale ending, doesn't mean you shouldn't."

"Put me down!"

"I'm in love with the king/queen-to-be and I'm inquiring if he/she loves me too."

"Do you have a chicken for my table?"

"I think I can hear you without a phone."

"I solemnly promise so to do."

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Hello! I have just finished my rules page, and I'm now working on my verses. Please feel free to message me if you have any suggestions, nothing is even close to finished but I'm getting there. I can't wait to start roleplaying!

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ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs, of course. Much more naturally given power.