A Fine Statement Of... Something

I don't even know anymore. Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Orphan Black (new obsession and wow), Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Tim Minchin, Aaron Paul, musicals, Flight of the Conchords, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, oh so many. My about deleted itself so you will have to follow to learn more. MWAHAHAHA MARKETING PLOY.

[respectfulmemes]

[ulibeanzz]

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

My girlfriend suddenly buried her face in her hands like something was wrong and it took like 10 minutes to get her to tell me what was going on and she showed me this post

[lyjerria]

the moment I feel ignored or unimportant is the moment I emotionally check out

[ginkamas]

[bassmastiff]

my favorite piikachu

[sushinfood]

this is the most amazing pikachu ever

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

I overthink and then be right every time

[weloveshortvideos]

[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[beachdeath]

a few weeks back i looked up the source of “we deserve a soft epilogue, my love” because it’s such a lovely, evocative line and i wanted to know the name of the poet who wrote it and it was. from captain america fanfiction.

[silk101]

[drunkenfaegirl]

[androginking]

When he plays u and u feel like a clown 🤡

[androginking]

“Chica tú no entiendes, I’ve been fucking played. Like a game of jenga. Like a game of bingo. Like a fucking game of checkers. I’ve been fucking played.”

“Like a game of pelota. He played me what the fuck. He rounded the bases twice he played me so good.”

“He went ping pong pung, and fucking checkmated me bro. He fucking played me. Con la sucia across the street.”

“This is like un fatality in Mortal Kombat. Like a KO in Street Fighter. He played me como un Nintendo.”

“He played me like a fiddle. He played me so hard my strings broke bro and he had to buy a new one and that’s ezactly what he did.”

“Bro like I can’t. He played a literal game of ding dong ditch with me. He donged my ding, and then he ditched!”

“I was an academy award winning movie. And then he put me in the blu ray. And he pressed PLAY”

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[rockysaysmeow]

[beanqueen-deactivated20180111]

this is better than any poem a man has ever written

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[tinsnip]

* on me

[brinnanza]

* me on

[catsofinstagram]

[jive-turkey]

this is it. the happiest video

[deadpeasants]

wholesome

[heartbeatemoji]

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

[222cursiveq-deactivated20170423]

I’m here for a good time, not a long time

[penroseparticle]

Honestly Parks and Rec is such an icon it gave us not one but two new holidays it gave us the wonder that is Galentines Day and the beauty that is Treat Yo Self, like, god truly provides, bless us all