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I Won’t Say I’m in Love: *Plays*

Me: *AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING THE PART OF THE MUSES AND MEGARA AT THE SAME TIME*

#wwwoooaaaaah no chance no way i won’t say it oh no–YOUSWOONYOUSIGH WHY DENY IT UHOH–#IT'STOOCLICHE I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOOOOVE (x)

jasonptodd

*eats my wedding vows after reading them so no one will have physical proof of my vulnerability*

jasonptodd

this guy gets it

theslaycademy

sanetwin

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

formorrow-sur

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted

richardgoranski

why does i wont say im in love from hercules go so hard

dulect

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

warmnatured-deactivated20200603

Everytime I watch a Mamma Mia movie I feel like I’ve been baptized, washed of all my earthly worries, cleansed of all heartache, and renewed of my wide-eyed optimism.

thecommonchick

Same sis, same

retrowar

angstbotfic

AKA why the electoral college has gotta go.

though looking at the comments the folks who live in the red part think this is why the electoral college has got to stay. because they like getting 3.5 votes per capita.

spacemonkeyg78

Tyranny of the few is a pretty sweet deal if you belong to the few.

drst

“Why should the coast’s vote count more?” BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE AND THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY A DEMOCRACY.

seriouslyamerica

A Map Of Where The People Live

fbsdhbakjcbas

i hate those posts that are like “we lived in murder house, we escaped the asylum, we fuckin did shit in the coven, etc” like u did nothing sarah paulson did it all

humorblr

apple-music

fullmetalfisting

Some guy today mentioned he was in a band to me and I watched him get visibly uncomfortable when I didn’t ask him anything about it. He kept trying to bring the conversation around to his band and I wasn’t budging.