thistleognathus

i am thistles hi... tell me if im following a weirdo pls,,.. i am a Huge Prehistoric Animal Nerd. i am the #1 percy [tlw] fan.. trust... also i am very inactive

[musketeerpilled]

things are heating up in the fandom i see

i can't take anything seriously sorry not sorry

[hadleysawsomethingheliked]

I'm starting to think I have fundamentally different ways of understanding tlw characters to the fandom that I'm worrying that I may have misinterpreted the entirety of the film

[kneesocks-hq]

I can't take some discussions of the long walk characters seriously, because some people talk about the walkers like they're normal guys who are just on a walk and not like. Angry and depressed / explicitly suicidal young men living in a world where getting shot to death on the street and extreme poverty is normalised and even celebrated.

[heartcheart]

going to tell my kids this was the love of my life but he enlisted in the long walk and killed himself, so now im married to their stupid mom

[cdotorg]

"I asked ChatGPT!" Well I asked Gary Barkovitch and he called me a queer and a few slurs

[musketeerpilled]

people who think collie was insanely aggressive and evil must be blind

if you watch the movie like ACTUALLY watch it you'll see him in the background smiling or giggling at like mostly everything

literally just a teenage boy

[whatasaurus]

every single time i get into something i somehow end up being very into the background characters that are not important at all [osprey from wof, percy & scramm [somehow ronald ??? dont ask pls idk either] from tlw, frecklewish, hazeltail, ice, and ant from warrior cats, etc] and i am always so shocked when they have little to no content about them

I Am In Hell

[kneesocks-hq]

I'm sad that movie stebbins isn't nearly as freaky as book stebbins is, but it does make it really funny when movie stebbins is a little weird and everyone goes "oh my God dude SHUT UP"

[kneesocks-hq]

Does barkovitch say "im gonna be with you boys forever" or "im gonna be with you whore forever?" Because I always thought it was boys, but I've seen whores on the subtitles

[kneesocks-hq]

Things I wish the movie included:

-rays dad taking ray to a long walk to discourage him from going, where a boy was walking while screaming he can't over and and over

-arts dialogue about his family, and asking for a specific coffin when he dies

-SCRAMM

-Stebbins story about the 2 boys at the end of the long walk (granted this might have been a bit on the nose with how the movie ends)

-Ray dissociating and just generally losing his mind

-abraham

-percy and his mom

[mango-shpango]

its so humbling that i enjoy horror and more gorey things but the moment a bones broken im out 😭

[tiramisuicecream]

Barkovitch did many stupid things during the walk but the worst had to be that bag

[tpwrtrmnky]

ok but to be honest if someone actually transitioned purely cause they felt like it was a trend they wanted to get in on that would be cool as hell? like yeah, use that bodily autonomy, fuck around because you feel like it

[luckynmbrseven]

this is sending me bro😭

[noelleholidayenthusiast]

is it considered a hot take if i say i liked stebbins ending/death a lot more in the movie then i did the book

[the-owl-tree]

all kits these days know how to do is listen to stories and play moss ball. back in my day we used to bash each other with rocks and try and drown each other

[the-owl-tree]

[a-bluth-banana]

*MrBeast voice* I‘m PUTTING 100 BOYS in MAINE where they'll have to walk at 3 MILES AN HOUR or GET SHOT and THE LAST BOY STANDING WINS WHATEVER HE WANTS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE