Dazed and Confused: My Dysfunctions

Madeline is now employing this grammatically incorrect website of tumblr. You're welcome. A chronicle for my immeasurable fascinating dysfunctions, neuroses, emotions, inner children, moments of shame and doubt, projection, self-loathing, misanthropy, and completely normal insanity, because the only difference between me and the rest of the population is that I acknowledge how crazy I am and they're all in mind-numbing denial.

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

[lesbanon-deactivated20181217]

The girl who auctioned off her virginity, a fake concept men invented, to a man, for 90 thousand pounds

[hashtagloveloses]

the girl who paid for tinder plus to change her location and match with people and then make sure they were voting in the midterms

[hamburgerboogie-deactivated2016]

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

[call-me-shriggy]

the mood for this month

[teuer]

*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug

[sheogayrath]

hug machine in perfect working order

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[majingojira]

You know you’re epic when you manage a sick burn on a SUN GOD!

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

HELLO??????

[muuunii]

[beachdeath]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[badsciencejokes]

Uh

[starwarsgraphictee]

I

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[buzzfeedrewind]

[onlytwitterpics]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]