Vestigial Penis

can't see the haters because theres cum in my eyes

[no-chill-at-all]

[great-tweets]

AND NOW I WILL TOO

[californiadreamboy]

My soul is cleansed

[gaycism]

Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy really took turns possessing this guy

[scandiumsky]

Wreck this bussy shrek boi

[journeymanfool]

I want him to perform this reenactment while fully inside me and watch me transcend the astral plane

[brohism]

I’m homophobic now

[thrussy]

[surprisebitch]

TEA

tweet

[honeynutcheerio]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.

[monkeysaysficus]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[yddaw]

[c-bassmeow]

me: im tired 

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS! 

[littlelinguaphile]

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)

[c-bassmeow]

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

[gupdoo3]

what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”

[otterboxmysocks]

“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine

[azriona]

That’s…. surprisingly accurate.

[gameofgifs]

[surprisebitch]

[flowerinaflame]

[the-clown-wars]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[wolfy-gecko]

[30-minute-memes]

[shadio]

i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!

[babyfairy]

this launched me full force back into 7th grade and punched me in the face

[w-i-n-o]

This triggered my fight or flight response

[gaysexhaver666]

This is this exact same voice, tone and routine of how high school girls would ask me if i was gay. Thanks I hate it

[alessiaase]

Me @ Beyoncé: