the brain rot

a shitshow of tho(ugh)ts coming to you as soon as i start having them

[whateverthevibesare]

saw trevor in a compilation wearing a shirt with this style of design

but troy bolton themed

and i misread it as tboy bolton and now all i can think about is trans masc bolton

[whateverthevibesare]

everyone always talks about how sorry they are that jake hay rowling’s black-mould infested mansion is the root cause of her transphobia (and whatever the hell else is wrong with her now)

but they never consider how sorry they should feel for the BLACK MOULD that has to cohabitate with that behemoth of a brit

can you imagine what that kind of daily exposure does to your quality of life ????

you mean to tell me mould, an (god forbid) asexual enby, ISN’T a trans ally ?

this is ANTI 👏🏼 MOULD 👏🏼 PROPAGANDA 👏🏼 and it is DAMAGING the reputation of fungi everywhere

[homunculus-argument]

I still kinda want to one day write a story featuring a small town that has two barbers - one of them is black and the other is white. The white one is the one who's specialised in doing afro texture hair, and the black one does straight and wavy texture white people hair. They're both self-taught, lifelong friends, and learned to cut hair by practicing on each other.

[whateverthevibesare]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"2 Truths and a Lie" but make it one truth, one half-truth, one lie, one core memory, and one suspected-but-unproven false memory. ok get set go

[queen-acacia-04]

Have not read the Lore, but I’m going to go with: lie, half-truth, truth, suspected-but-unproven memory, core memory

[whateverthevibesare]

i, too, am not familiar with the Lore 😔 (can you direct me to the restricted section of the library so i can find it) but i wanna say: truth, lie, half-truth, core memory, suspected-but-unproven false memory

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh no i've had a Thought

[just-binch-thoughts]

*cocks gun*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mike wazowski wearing a face mask but in the back it ties around in a g-string

[marsziepan]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Mike Wassoutski

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I know I suggested this but I was genuinely unprepared for the intense pseronal anguish of coming face to face with the obvious consequences of my sin

[commandersundown]

Enjoy the 11th circle of hell, Gaud.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

genuinely hurt you think I'm only on Level 11

[o0phylyra0o]

You made your coffin,

Now you must lie in it.

There, I colored it.

[whateverthevibesare]

i’m sorry i had to google venus dimples cuz i had an inkling of what they were but oftentimes my inklings are WAY off so i just wanted to be sure

but WHY is this an image i had to see

who- who is running like this? why is someone taking a picture of a naked old man running instead of RUNNING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AND CALLING THE POLICE

who saw this DERANGED naked old man and thought “ah yes, he’s got some excellent michaelis rhombus on that backside of his, this will do excellently for the venus dimples wikipedia page”

[whateverthevibesare]

him actually being on target, the “deny”, “defend”, “depose” bullet casings, him being HOT, him being ivy league, the scheduled youtube video, the italian heritage, i swear to god if luigi mangione is actually part of the mafia, i’m going to have to sincerely apologise to every delusional booktok girlie whose dreams i laughed, nay, CACKLED in the face of

clearly anything is possible and your wattpad ahh men DO exist 🙏🏼

[whateverthevibesare]

i would love to be the person in charge of handling the fan that they use in magazine shoots so that the model just looks fierce and effortlessly windswept

i feel like i’d be really good at it

would most definitely accidentally set something on fire, though. 100% on my first day, and then i’d get immediately fired

[whateverthevibesare]

i think all those sex ed sessions in american christian high schools that are just propaganda for abstinence are really under-utilising crippling self-image and body dysmorphia in their cause

lord knows it’s kept me celibate far longer than i’d like to be 😍

[whateverthevibesare]

there’s nothing sluttier than a man’s forearms while he’s driving

[whateverthevibesare]

i theorize that, over time, waterboarding will die out as a form of torture and will slowly be replaced with listening to the same tiktok sound over and over again until you lose your mind

[whateverthevibesare]

i was completely right and will now be referring to myself solely as The Clairvoyant bc i can in fact predict the future as this exact phenomenon is occurring right this very second with sabrina carpenter’s espresso

[whateverthevibesare]

cried at a picture of an old lesbian couple today !!!!!

[whateverthevibesare]

the picture, for reference

[whateverthevibesare]

cried at a picture of an old lesbian couple today !!!!!

[whateverthevibesare]

my favourite thing in the whole wide world is people talking about love in the language of tangerines and clementines and mandarines

[i-am-a-fish]

🫂

this one right here. this one is important to me. it's not cartoonish, it feels so genuine. so truly loving and sincere. definitely one of the best

[iplayvidya]

hell yeah, I love rectangle

[i-am-a-fish]

ID:

the "people hugging" emoticon, two people with basic designs, each a different shade of blue, holding eachother tightly.

neither person has any major features that make them stand out, there are no facial features, but there is a strong sense of warmth with how they were drawn.

[whateverthevibesare]

this is what it’s all about people! to love and be loved

i love people who love

i love people who are in love

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[whateverthevibesare]

they should invent a packet of wipes that is so individual wipes can be pulled out without the other brethren forcing their way out into the light too like conjoined twins

[whateverthevibesare]

i hate it when fanfic writers start growing consciences

you write depraved, salacious, downright obscene smut to rival that of the literary career pinnacles of some of the greatest established authors

and after you alter the course of humanity as we know it, you think it's IMMORAL and you feel BAD

(boohoo)

which is fine and all, like yeah ok writing the best smut of your life forced you to redirect your moral compass

but on top of that you choose to REDACT the story ?????

AND THERE ARE NO COPIES OF IT AVAILABLE ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM

[whateverthevibesare]

i love how all fanfic writers take the unanimous creative decision to transform the pasty, lipless, pillsbury doughboy men that are canonically the faces of their favourite characters into adonises

i know i'm supposed to suspend my disbelief but when i'm springboarding off of daniel radcliffe to conceptualise whatever sexual deviant variant of him exists as harry potter on ao3

it’s really funny to return to the source material is all i’m saying