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[naughtynanzhu]

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

[whatgoeshere-twss]

My husband thinks I'm pretty... Almost all the time

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

[dirty-sparkletini-no-olive]

you sound boring.

[psiioniic-miracles]

You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.

You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.

[whatgoeshere-twss]

What if dying in your sleep is actually really painful? Like so painful you can't talk? But no one knows cause anyone that's ever gone through it is dead.

[fangirlamy]

All images via Seattle Children’s Twitter account.

[carryonsav-deactivated20150701]

I can’t get enough. Look at those heroes. Those kids. Gah.

[whatgoeshere-twss]

#lovepaintingmynails #cutepolish #bubblenails

[whatgoeshere-twss]

#jingo thinks my back is a mice place to sleep... #freakingcat #catstagram #catsofinstagram

[whatgoeshere-twss]

#9fruitcombo #fruitninja #i'mawesome

[iraffiruse]

The Quokka

[surfley-deactivated20151123]

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

IT’S EVEN SMILING WHILE ASLEEP.

[deathcomes4u]

Possibly the most harmless creature Australia possesses.

[whatgoeshere-twss]

I need one!

[whatgoeshere-twss]

[whatgoeshere-twss]

This is jingo's favorite hinding place #jingo @imlucky22

[whatgoeshere-twss]

So because we just moved and are trying to adjust jingo to the new place we haven't let him out side so he's got lots of extra energy lately which means he'll actually play with us haha. So i recorded it haha and the taking in the background is royal pains

[whatgoeshere-twss]

Sunset painting #nofilter

[racingbarakarts]

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

[whatgoeshere-twss]

Did you guys have the same birthday?

[thebossbaby-official]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers, grandmothers, adoptive mothers and mother figures out there!

[whatgoeshere-twss]

YOU FUCKERS BETTER ASK ME A COUPLE.

1.Kissed a girl?

2.Kissed a boy?

3.Had sex in public?

4.What’s your religion?

5.What does your URL mean?

6.Reason you joined tumblr?

7.Do you have any nicknames?

8.Do you like bubble bath?

9.Kissed in the rain?

10.Dyed your hair?

11.Soup or salad?

12.Vegetable or meat?

13.Go out drinking?

14.Smoke cigarettes?

15.Smoke weed?

16.Do any hard drugs?

17.Have you had sex today?

18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

22.Tried to commit suicide?

23.The last time you felt broken?

24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

28.Do you sing in the shower?

29.Do you dance in the car?

30.Where were you yesterday?

31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

34.Is Christmas stressful?

35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

37.Do you believe in ghosts?

38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

39.Take a vitamin daily?

40.Wear slippers?

41.Wear a bath robe?

42.What do you wear to bed?

43.Do you want to get married?

44.Can you curl your tongue?

Relationship preference:

45.How many relationships have you had?

46.How can I win your heart?

47.what makes a great relationship?

48.Shy OR open?

50.Religious OR non-religious?

51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

53.Piercings OR no piercings?

54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

56. **Ask your own** looks entertaining...

[edgygothdad-deactivated20151227]

People I want to guest star on Agents of SHIELD.

Chris Evans

Scarlett Johansson

Tony Stark

Chris Hemsworth

Jeremy Renner

Mark Ruffalo

[pineek]

"Tony Stark"

[toboldlyfuckingo]

I didn’t even fucking notice

[whatgoeshere-twss]

One night my husband and i were talking about movies and he didn't like the ones i liked so he says "YOU LIKE CRAP!" so i said "WELL I LIKE YOU!" he didn't know what to say after that