WhatIfImAlreadyDead

"Woke up this morning with the sun on my face, I tried to pray but I hated the taste"

[n4ughty-y]

Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer.

(via bl-ossomed)

[best-life-wisdom]

I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you

[monica-geller]

omg yesterday at work my boss handed me a cheque and was like ‘i need you to deliver it to this building, it’s quite a large amount of money so be careful’ and i looked at it and it was just over 1.4 million dollars

1.4 MILLION DOLLARS

someone out there in this world thought i was emotionally mature enough to just fuckin…. carry…… in my own two hands….. 1.4 million dollars…. for 3 city blocks….. in the slight wind…..

let me fuckin tell you i have never been more stressed in my ENTIRE LIFE my palms were sweaty knees weak arms spaghetti i was carrying 1.4 million packets of gum in my hands AND IT WAS WINDY WHAT IF I HAD DROPPED IT?? WHAT IF 1.4 MILLION DOLLARS HAD JUST BEEN FLOATING AROUND THE CITY IN THE WIND???? like do you even god damn understand how many packets of gum that is 

i bet nobody in the world has even SEEN 1.4 million packets of gum at once and there i was LITTLE OLD ME with the power to PURCHASE 1.4 MILLION PACKETS OF GUM AND I WAS JUST WALKIN AROUND IN THE SLIGHT WIND AND nobody… KNEW… NOBDOY WHO WALKED PAST ME… COULD UNDERSTAND… THE POWER… THE GUM… IN MY POSESSSION 

and then i got to the building and it was so fancy the doorman who was probably 40 years older than me called me ma’am and i didn’t know how to respond so i laughed nervously and said thank you which i don’t think is actually the appropriate response to someone calling you ma’am now that i think about

AND THEN I GOT TO THE OFFICE OF THE GUY WHO IW AS GIVING THE CHEQUE TO AND MY HANDS WERE SHAKIN AND HE JUST TOOK IT SO CASUALLY AND SAID THANK YOU AND WALKED BACK INTO HIS OFFICE AND I WANTED TO BE LIKE MARK BUDDY DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY PACKETS OF GUM YOU ARE VIRTUALLY HOLDING RIGHT NOW but i didn’t because mark is the kind of person who just casually takes 1.4 million dollar cheques from people and i’m terrified of him 

[heavybreathingswift]

THIS IS THE BEST STORY IVE EVER READ THANK YOU FOR SHARING

[whatifimalreadydead]

Why are my dogs prettier than me? #Thor #HaaaaaveYouMetTed #JesusTedGetAHaircut

[slytherinnpride]

#book quotes

[whatifimalreadydead]

Breakfast of Champions! #Level10 #DayTwo #PeachTea #MangoAloe #ActiveFibre #F1MC #ThanksHerbalife 💜

[whatifimalreadydead]

#DoItForYourself

[whatifimalreadydead]

Going out requires so much more liquid than it used to #ShakeTime #NoMoreCoffee #IHaveToPee

[howxell]

When you realise you make too many death jokes to your friends

[whatifimalreadydead]

What time is it??#ShakeTime #MC #PreZumbaBreakfast #Herbalife

[whatifimalreadydead]

Tea Time!! #PeachTea #MangoAloe #Herbalife #NoMoreCoffee

[whatifimalreadydead]

I am now 3 products deep trying to control my hair. I don't think it's working 🙃 #FrizzyHair #LifeInTownsville #HumidAsFuck

[whatifimalreadydead]

Post workout trying to get through dinner struggle. #ClubFit #HealthyDinner

[arse-thetic]

#justiceformuslims

[csidesuicide]

I love every single person who reblogged this

[achromatiq]

I don’t think people realize how much of an impact this kind of support can have, I don’t think everyone knows what these little things can mean to us.

It may just be me, I don’t know. But every single time I see this on my dash or on someone’s blog or anywhere else, I kind of just breathe a sigh of relief. That’s one more person who cares. That’s one more person who doesn’t hate me.

Because it means so much, especially when all the media is spewing out is that I’m a terrible person and no one wants people like me near them. It means so much because I’m tired of people who won’t sit next to me in class, or who choose to join the longer line at the grocery store because they don’t want to be beside me and my family. It means so much when I have to lift my head any time someone says the words Islam or Muslim because I’m scared that they’ll say something that’ll hurt, when I have to pay attention to the news because who knows what so and so is saying now, who knows which of my people are being attacked now, who knows what’s going to happen to me now.

It means so much because I’ve been given the idea that the world is against me. And a huge part of it may be, but at least I’ve been reminded that some of it, just a small group of people, acknowledges that I’m a person too. That people like me are just that, people.

Maybe it’s just me, I don’t know. But now you do, so thank you for believing that I’m human when so many people don’t.

[ello-bby]

Have a great day x

[writing-prompt-s]

Go unfollow this blog all you want, I am reblogging this. 

[edeneye30]

I am aware this does not follow this blog’s style, however, I find it necessary to reblog this

[whatifimalreadydead]

That time I got my boys balls chopped off and Loki looked at me like this for a bit #Asgard #Loki #SorryBoutIt

[whatifimalreadydead]

Someone had to have a shower after coming in tonight because he decided it would be fun to play in the mud #HaaaaveYouMetTed #RainTimes

[whatifimalreadydead]

Beach Chills #TheStrand #Townsville #AfterWorkHang