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[whatifyoulivelikethat]

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Last update was on 2025.06.13.

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this is the road to paradise.

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ot7.

journey (to the dick) — 18k notes: crack | fuckbuddies with non-idol!BTS | smut — double dare — ksj+knj — 3.8k (threesome dp) the (hell) house — 25.4k — halloween special: hyung line >> maknae line

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kim namjoon.

s.o.s — 2.2k notes: fwb | smut

odd — 7k notes: supernatural / magic | smut

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kim seokjin.

ice lolly — 4k notes: est. relationship | crack+fluff | blowjob

weird — 6.6k notes: fwb | crack | smut

honey — 5.7k — sting — myg POV — 4k notes: wife swap | husband!myg | smut

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min yoongi.

snake — 2.7k notes: prince!yoongi | ft. little brother!jk

ghost — 3.2k notes: angst | comfort | coworker!yoongi

little birdie — 2.3k notes: burlesque dancer!reader | smut | twelve hours au

silver — 10.7k notes: cheating | angst | smut part i | part ii | epilogue

erotica — 8.7k notes: roommates au | (currently) smut w/o intercourse part i | part ii | part iii

dark place — 4.5k notes: suicidal thoughts | depression | angsty smut

meteor — 7.6k notes: university!BTS | smut | paired with ‘orbit’

curtain call — 3.2k notes: fluff | est relationship | smut

semicolon — 6.6k notes: strangers-to-lovers | dom/sub smut | punctuation au with !

bao — 7k notes: friends-to-lovers | working!BTS 1 | 2 | 3 (smut)

pause — 17.3k notes: domestic violence/abuse | strangers-to-lovers 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (smut)

care less — 5.5k notes: exes-to-lovers | angsty smut

tuxedo — 47.5k notes: cat!yoongi | ft. Jungkook | crack+feels | smut part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v | part vi

chelation — 7.8k notes: winter solider!yoongi | superhuman!AU | smut

shiver — 6.4k notes: first date | smut

quota — 3.7k notes: Hell!AU | incubus!yoongi x human!reader | smut

the days without you — 9.5k notes: first time | smut | paired with ‘gotcha‘

love roulette — 11.5k notes: bassist!yoongi x noona!reader | smut

chained — 3.3k notes: goth!reader | collared au | dom/sub smut

demon — 7.9k  notes: supernatural | horror | bone demon!reader | smut

only just — 10.5k notes: fwb-to-lovers | smut

seesaw (demo ver) — 5.4k notes: fwb | car smut

cruel — 7k notes: slow burn | smut | mentions of ex-bf kth

games — 7.7k notes: fwb | slight crack | smut

don’t hold hands — 8.7k notes: fwb/roommates-to-lovers | feels | minor smut

misfit toys — 45.8k intro >> don’t play with the misfits >> who’s running this game? >> time to dig up those graves >> getting sick of this noise notes: stepsiblings | sexual abuse | violence | smut | ft security guard!jk

limbo — 6.2k notes: fwb lovers | rough smut

afterimage — 5.9k notes: conversation to smut

say you can’t sleep — 4.5k notes: fluff, smut

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park jimin.

how pretty — 3.5k notes: slight dom/sub dynamic | smut

lost in the lights — 3k notes: fwb | smut

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kim taehyung.

supernova — 4.7k notes: friends-to-lovers | smut

good boy — 4.3k notes: sex work | idol!BTS | dom/sub smut

potent but not real — 5k notes: assassin!reader | unprotected sex

a really great (love?) story — 6.4k notes: summer vacation vibes | smut

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jeon jungkook.

miss kitty — 4.3k notes: crack + fluff

that kind of morning — 2.4k that kind of evening — 3k notes: waiter!jk | mostly fluff | tiny bit of smut

savage love >> still want that — 9.1k notes: feels | smut 

customer service — 24.2k notes: dom/sub smut | first time sub part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v

orbit — 8.8k notes: university!BTS | slow burn | smut | paired with ‘meteor’

calculated — 27.8k notes: university!BTS | dom/sub intense smut part i | part ii | part iii | part iv

heated — 5.8k notes: friends-to-lovers | smut

mango — 13.4k notes: university!BTS | abuse/suicide | strangers-to-lovers 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (smut)

this kingdom — 51.3k notes: one-sided enemies-to-lovers | intense smut part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v

exclamation mark — 6.7k notes: tattoo artist!jk | dom/sub smut | punctuation au with ; 

le deux — 3.2k notes: photography during sex | strangers | car smut

dire — 50k notes: violence/death | werewolf!reader | unprotected sex part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v

wordless — 5.4k notes: filming of masturbation | strangers | library smut 

selfie — 13.8k notes: depression/anxiety | loons-to-lovers 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 (smut)

top shelf — 7.8k notes: strangers | bartender!jk | dom/sub smut

best laid plans — 3.7k counter point — 3.1k well dressed — 3.9k cursed hours — 4k night sucker — 3.1k notes: crack+fluff | est. relationship | smut

love letter — 7k notes: university!BTS | softsub!jk | smut

other half — 6.5k notes: roommates-to-fwb-to-lovers | smut | fluff

gotcha — 11k notes: childhood friends-to-lovers | smut | paired with ‘tdwy’

bullseye — 6.7k notes: enemies-to-lovers | fuckboy/fuckgirl | smut got it bad — 8k notes: bullseye!couple | ft special guest kth | threesome smut

wonderland — 3.7k notes: strangers-to-lovers | train encounter | smut

ruined — 8.2k notes: gamer!reader | dom/sub smut

bb / gg — 7k notes: bad boy!jk x good girl!reader | dom/sub smut

0X1=? — 3.5k notes: exes | angst | cheating | smut LO$ER=? — 5.8k notes: fluff | est relationship | smut

twelve hours — 23.1k — then... | ... and now notes: working!BTS | child abuse | angst/feels | smut

what lovers do — 8.5k notes: fake dating au | strangers-to-lovers | smut

edge — 8.4k notes: first date fuck | crack | smut

tainted — 10k notes: dork!jk x goth!reader | collared au | dom/sub smut

nobody — 6.8k notes: strangers-to-lovers | smut

one night — 12.3k notes: one-night-stand-to-lovers | smut

denouement — 7k playground — 6.8k (ft. pianist!myg) animals — 6.7k notes: action-taker!jk | villains!au | smut

call me back — 9.3k notes: strangers-to-lovers | slow burn | smut

the most — 6k notes: sex (day)dreams | pining

purr — 6.8k notes: caught watching weird porn | smut

what happens — 12.5k notes: slow burn | fluff | smut

favor — 11.2k notes: slice-of-life | fluff | smut

imminent danger — 9.4k notes: sex workers!jk+reader | filmed smut part i | part ii

wrong — 4.2k notes: sub!jk | intense smut | aftercare

eternally — 4.3k notes: vamp?jk x void god!reader | smut

aftermath — 12.1k notes: exes-to-lovers | angst | smut

last christmas — 7.5k notes: pan!reader | friends-to-lovers | smut

dark and dangerous — 7.2k notes: hitman!au | smut

spring snow — 8.3k notes: work-neighbors-to-lovers | smut

irresistible — 8.3k notes: dom/sub smut

(seven) days a week — 12.2k notes: slow burn | strangers-to-lovers | smut

almonds — 10.4k notes: acquaintances-to-lovers | semi-public smut

sink — 7.6k notes: fwb | smut

peppermint gum — 25.6k — savor... | and burst forth notes: lovers-to-strangers-to-lovers | smut

trouble — 8k notes: hookup-to-lovers | smut

never not mine — 27.4k — i hear | the whispers | in your eyes notes: exes-to-lovers | smut

famous last words — 16.7k notes: strangers-to-lovers | angst+comfort | smut

fill with fire, exhale desire — 26.7k notes: friends-to-lovers | smoking/quitting smoking | smut

ribbon — 9.1k notes: bondage | smut

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multiple pairings.

a–dick–ted — 70.6k dancing on dreams >> dreaming in reality >> was it a dream >> lucid dreams >> dreams are made of this >> dream sirens >> wildest dreams >> nightmare >> the dream ends >> fin. pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: fwb | threesome smut | before bed

the dream has ended, but the addiction persists afterword adventures of the a-dick-ted trio requiem for a dream — 2k lost highway — 2k

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not allowed — prelude 3.8k, series 84.8k pairings: Mn Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: based on real time | idol!BTS | smut part i | part ii | part iii | part iv | part v | part vi | part vii | part viii | part ix | part x | part xi | part xii | part xiii | part xiv | part xv | part xvi | part xvii | part xviii

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punctuation — 58.6k pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: dom!myg and jjk x sub!reader | BDSM smut semicolon ; | exclamation mark ! | period . | comma , | question mark ? | apostrophe ‘ | quotation mark “

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ego — 4.8k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, mentions of Min Yoongi notes: crack | surviving a monster hangover

aquarium — 6.9k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung notes: cheating in an est. relationship | angst | fluff ending part i | part ii

addiction — 22k pairings: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin notes: drug use | depression | abusive relationships | suicidal thoughts and an attempt | mention of death | smut at the end prologue | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | ksj ending | myg ending

monster — 17.3k pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: mafia themes | intense smut | unprotected sex | Agust D (Daechwita) AU part i | part ii | part iii > extended play. haegeum

unfair — 9.5k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi notes: pining | est. relationship, ft myg | smut part i | part ii

just kidding — 21.1k parings: Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung notes: a bit of crack | smut to threesome smut part i: jjk | part ii: kth + jjk | car ride: kth + jjk christmas eve: red+white, gold light

you and me and the Devil makes 3 — 18.5k pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: Hell!AU | devil!myg x chaos!reader x demon!jjk | smut prologue | the summoning | the collection | 666 (OT7)

i’m not okay (i promise) — 9.8k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi notes: est. relationship, ft special guest jjk | dom/sub smut

mantis — 9.4k pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: police!BTS | horror | violence | smut

waiting for >> fall in deeper — 14.4k — extended film. sin? yes. pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: sex worker!reader | est. relationship, ft jjk | smut

twisted — 4.5k wicked (good boy gone bad) — 4.3k burned — 6.2k possessed — 4.6k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi notes: goth!reader | collared au | dom/sub smut

therapy — 9.4k pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi notes: voyeurism | feels | smut

magic-8 — 14.7k — re-roll. yes or no? — 7.9k pairings: Min Yoongi, Jeon Jungkook notes: slight crack | voyeurism | smut

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‘head+heart’ au entangled with my troubles and my muses headspace — 3.2k | heartspace — 3.4k head+heart — 4.3k | heart+head(ache) — 3.8k heartbeat — 1.6k (myg only) | headless — 2.1k (jjk only) heart+head(lock) — 4.7k (no smut) heart(broken) — 1.7k (myg only, no smut) pairings: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi (as my muses) notes: softdom!jk+yg | smut unless otherwise noted

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[whatifyoulivelikethat]

man there’s this one perfomance that jk has a long black hair and is wearing a leather jacket and there’s sweat dripping from his forehead and it’s the hottest he’s ever looked but i can’t for the life of me remember what perfomance is it… any enlightenment?

homie, this is Jeon Jungkook we're talking about, he loooooooves a leather jacket

the performance that everyone remembers is 190811 JK, but he's not wearing a leather jacket, he's wearing a black blazer, he is very sweaty though? XD the one I always remember is the 2021 New Year's Eve Live although again he's wearing a nylon bomber with a Dior shirt (could be mistaken as leather though bc the quality of the recordings are shit as there's a lot of red light and pyro that distorts video)

anyway, you didn't give me much to go off of so idk if that was helpful lol but maybe it'll help you figure out more details or you can find what you're looking for in related videos as it was around that time he had long hair (grow it back JK Q_Q pls)

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

have you watched the 2.0 music video omg… it was giving serious monster au bts especially yoongi and jungkook 🫠

now give monster!jk some credit

monster!jk wouldn't swivel his head like a chicken to intimidate XD

I maybe couldn't get over the super fake facial hair and thought the MV was funnier than it should have been but they were dancing in a dingy bathroom and Namjoon throwing a toilet paper roll around so idk if it was supposed to be too serious lol

every one of those pre-filmings one again reminds me that Yoongi cut his hair and I sigh very deeply (while crying on the inside q_q)

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to the co-founder of this blog! not actually! don't come sue me HYBE, this is a joke!!!!

enjoy this one last screenshot of cow!Yoongi because I forgot to change his clothes lol

while I hope you have a wonderful day Yoongi, I hope Tang also has a wonderful day of flopping on you since it'll mean you're home and chillin' XD it's gonna be a busy month later so get some rest everyone!

bruh... not sure that's the lullaby Yoongi is looking for, Jungkook...

stay happy and healthy this year, I heard there will be swimming involved, hmmmm :)

I will in fact be leaving the darkness soon, assuming the next island isn't also in the dark... let's hope it's not lol

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to the hope of the world!!!!

(lmao the shoe as the stand holding the flower XD ITS developers are having the time of their life making these)

as usual, we have Jungkook here giving Hobi his birthday dab

hope (hehe) you had a very good day and a very good year of health, happiness and big laughs

looking forward to seeing him and the guys on stage once more, it'll be such a wonderful celebration~ see you soon!

yes, only cow Yoongi remains as Hobi is now in his 2026 birthday outfit XD soon I'll get out of the darkness (prayge), I am actually advancing the story but perhaps I should wait to actually finish it until Yoongi's birthday so everyone in BTS can have a birthday in the dark lol

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

do you think you’ll write again once inspo hits?

tl;dr maybe, maybe not.

I rarely talk about my thoughts. I don't think they're that relevant for the audience. But I want to acknowledge the people who have stayed here a long time, who continue reading what is posted over and over, and those who continue to hope I'm doing well (having good sex) even if I'm not writing about it. XD Of course I appreciate recent readers as well who might be thinking that too.

So, for once, I want to answer this.

I've been thinking about this question a lot. Usually I ignore it because I will update when I want to update. That's how I've always been. Originally I slowed down because I felt like constantly posting was taking up too much of my time and my mind. I don't want the things I enjoy to become a burden, so I listened to my intuition and slowed down.

I started this blog for myself, not because I wanted to write BTS smut (lmao, sounds fake, I know) but because I wanted to fall in love with writing again. For me, I need personal accountability to do something which was why I created a blog. I feel like I've achieved my original, albeit selfish, goal. I do continue to write. Sometimes it's not BTS related. Sometimes it's bad. Sometimes it's good (or I think it is) although I hesitate for various reasons. It's unnecessary to "come back with a bang" and yet part of me wants to. I'm also not one to rehash similar situations over and over. I can't keep writing about my various mental struggles but also those are the only ones I know how to describe (ya'll are going to get tired of all my issues lmao). I've obviously written a lot for this blog too. What else is left, I wonder. Also, as time went on, more and more good authors have popped up, no? Statistically speaking, with the large fanbase, it must be true.

These are surface level thoughts, though. Deep down, I've thought about how many times I've had sex and written about it. Perhaps some of you have suspected. It's true. Sex has been my coping mechanism for most of my life. My relationship with sex has been up and down, but most importantly it has become part of my identity. I don't care if others think that is a good or bad thing; I refuse to idolize or antagonize it. Simply a fact: sex is when I can be and when I feel truly free. I might be taking it too seriously, yes, but how many people can say that? Not about sex in particular, but about anything? So, yeah, to me I wanted to repair the disconnect I was beginning to feel. I do not want to have sex just to have content. It wasn't there yet but it was getting there and I couldn't compromise what was important to me.

Side note, less important, but also weird... a very small population of individuals started getting strangely obsessed with me having sex with BTS. Which I'm not having. (I'm not.) I couldn't understand why me specifically and them not self-inserting themselves? Why me, homie? And why are you telling me? Eh? Anyway, it didn't really bother me and yet the volume was rising and I was becoming increasingly aware that people wanted me to fuck BTS... who don't actually know me. Right. (I hope.)

Last thing I wanted to say is about BTS themselves. I hope they don't dally on the internet and fanfiction spaces for too long for their own sake lol. Still, I have been considering their future lately. As people, not just their idol image. I would like them to find partners / devoted relationships. Maybe marry and have kids if they want to. And when you're the artist, you already know fans can sometimes get a little cooky (heh). But then kids start learning to read (theirs, nephews / nieces, etc) and, you know. They go to school or are in any public space and, at some point, others what to be mean and such. I have no interest in policing the moral grounds of what fandom does. I only know that I myself don't want to negatively affect their image with my work but of course that's subjective to their opinions and I recognize that. Do I think I'm contributed to that? Not really. I'm just a drop in the bucket. I don't even think I'm that impactful in the fanfiction space. The kind of person I am is low-profile. But I don't want to be part of that tidal wave, either. So, I want to make it clear once more that I always write alternate universe versions of them. That I think about their lives, futures, and, before I write any more, I want to enjoy being their fan first. Because that's what it's all about, really.

And, no, I don't like the big corporation vibes. I don't like the price inflations because they know they can do it. I don't like how in general as a society we seem to be creeping towards monetary value as a source of affirming fandom. I don't like the elitist vibes and the invading other spaces to harass them and the policing of someone else's "fan" status with frivolous reasons and the invalidating the efforts of others to build the tallest mountain for your faves from the bodies of others you deem as failures.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Last year was the Year of the Wood Snake. It was pretty accurate for me. This year is the Fire Horse, so we'll see what happens. I don't need to know what lies ahead, but I want to let go of whatever I don't need to hold on to. But also Yoongi's hair is back to being long. We know how I feel about that.

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

Out of curiosity what are your many hobbies? They sound interesting

there's no way I've talked about my hobbies that make them sound interesting because they're not interesting at all lmao

I don't really think of it as a hobby but music is probably what takes up a lot of my time. I keep up generally with Western artists and of course my primary interest is K-pop. I follow many artists, big and small, from 2nd to 4th gen... and CORTIS I suppose but they've barely started. I can't watch everyone's content but I do watch a lot of content. There are definitely things I don't like about the industry (that may or may not be a reflection of current society), but ultimately music is still one of the most fulfilling ways to explore the self so I continue to listen.

I game. Still playing In The SEOM. I play League of Legends when there's an event I'm interested in. My other mobile game obsession is P5X (Persona 5: The Phantom X) but story content hasn't come out in a while so I'm just doing the events they have until then. I wouldn't recommend it unless you like the original Persona 5, though. I've played every Pokémon generation; favorite is still gen 5 and I'll pay gen 10 when it comes out. It's not recent but Metaphor: ReFantazio is the most recent game I've personally thought was 5 stars. If I'm not wanting to spend the money on a game, I'll look up a stream instead.

Oh, I suppose the last major one is stationery. I keep a journal where I write music releases I really liked, setlists of concerts I've attended, memories of major trips, etc. I decorate it bc why tf not? A fun little thing I do is that if there's space in the monthly calendar page, I put a photo of Yoongi / Jungkook / yoonkook that matches the theme I've chosen for the month and decorate around it. But... recently I finally got around to printing photos of ATEEZ's Kang Yeosang and Song Mingi so... monthly yoonkook might become monthly yoonkook+minsang soon...

I make stuff when I have a project, I can sew, I cook, I like watching movies at the theater, I cut my own hair, I cut other people's hair and aren't liable for the results, I disturb my cat's peace just as she disturbs my peace, I read sometimes, I collect special edition Pikachus, I'm very organized yet it's incomprehensible to others...

So, yeah, I do things but it's not interesting like woodworking or painting or boxing or anything that gives me abs so who tf cares

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to the one and only Kim Taehyung that I can't seem to take a solo photo of without another BTS member in the shot

(just like real life lmao)

here's to many more years of everyone's favorite photogenic man who said chapter 2 isn't about taking shirts off and yet is constantly taking his shirt off (?)

all men do is lie

stay happy and healthy :) eventually I'll get out of the dark of this ITS chapter so you all don't have to stare at dark screencaps LOL

edit with his birthday screen hehe

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

okay so i need some sex advice!

my boyfriend and I (i’m a girl) are happily together, and we’re both bi. lately, i’ve been interested in having a threesome with a friend of his, a guy.

i know for a fact my boyfriend and this friend of his are bissexual and have hooked up before. i think they’d be open to it.

the thing is, i’m not sure how to bring it up. any ideas?

i also don’t know how it would work… i do like anal sex, but how does one take two dicks at once? also, how do you suck dick when being fucked (like in that eiffel tower position)?

You know, I thought this was gonna be, "Oh, did you see Yoongi's three year old black cat Tang, he's so cute" but I was mistaken...

And I think this is more of a communication issue than a sex one.

You didn't provide any details of your relationship dynamic, so I can't speak on that front. I would think very carefully about how you would feel if the situation was reversed - as in he had one of your female friends in mind for a threesome, how would you want him to bring it up?

You can't use it as a guide for how to speak to him (since you are two different people), but this exercise will help you gain perspective for yourself. For most people, if their partner mentioned to them that they had someone in mind for a threesome, they would probably be uncomfortable. At worst pissed off, and that's because you've taken away their autonomy of decision. It no longer becomes a joint decision for something that probably should be a joint decision (as in both of you selecting the third person). Such behavior can be seen as controlling.

It really depends on the foundation of the relationship and how both of you define principles of action that enforce or erode said foundation. In short, you should both know what's okay and what's not. For example, if the relationship is monogamous, then it comes down to if you're willing to take "no" for an answer. There may or may not be consequences for asking in general since the other person now knows you have thought about other people in their vicinity in an intimate way. Depends on the level of honesty and judgement established within the couple. Even if the relationship is polygamous and/or open, there is generally an agreed upon structure. Whether this falls within acceptable or not depends on what you have previously and continued to discuss. But even with the most "ideal" of circumstances, both of you agreeing to go through with it, there is still the possibility of an unfavorable outcome. Bad sex, they're more into it than you are, your partner feeling pressured into it, him not liking your behavior during the act, him or you realizing feelings for said friend, their friendship and/or your relationship falling apart after the act, etc. You cannot predict or control the outcome. Any of these can happen, even if you've done it before or not. It'll be something you have to accept when the time comes.

I suppose you need to ask yourself, where are you in your relationship? What's your rapport like? You haven't mentioned the likelihood of your partner saying yes. Even if they're both open to hooking up again, that doesn't necessarily mean they would want to include you. Even if they've done it before, it doesn't mean they want to do it now. After all, your boyfriend has chosen you, not his friend, as his partner for a reason, right? And, sex is different for everyone. Not just the act but the meaning and purpose. Just because you view sex in your way doesn't mean your boyfriend or his friend feel the exact same. How well do you know your boyfriend, his friend, and most importantly yourself? If you were already interested in threesomes, have you consistently brought that subject up throughout your relationship? Have you all talked about the possibility of fucking each other? How serious or unserious it would be? What will it mean for their friendship, your relationship, and the future?

I don't know any of you. How could I know how to bring this up? And even if I was an omnipresent void god that could telepathically introduce the idea that you all should fuck, I can't promise you'll like the ending. Time doesn't stop just because you've had the threesome. You will continue to live your lives. There's no predicting how you or any of the other participants feel about it before, during, or after. You can hope for the best but sometimes the best doesn't happen. Can you handle the future you create in a way that you could live with?

Also, something to note. You only mentioned that you didn't know how this would work in relation to you. Which maybe just means you're worried about your personal logistics. I think it's worth all three of you discussing each of your personal expectations and interests on how you want this to go. Both of them would probably like a turn being center of attention as well.

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Logistics:

Communicate. Before, during, after.

Consent is key. Before and during.

You should all be familiar enough with your bodies to offer advice to someone else on how to get you off. It helps to get things started if you can offer that information.

I recommend lube.

Everyone should be clean. Everywhere.

Handling two dicks depends on the dicks. Try two dildos of comparable size on your own or try adding a dildo to when you're having sex to get an idea of what's comfortable for you.

If you're doing vaginal and anal at the same time, be aware of the risks. Tears in either hole are not always obvious. Mixing can mess with vaginal pH. Worst case scenario, you might have to visit a doctor for infection. I would use condoms, at least for anal.

To suck dick while being fucked, it's probably the easiest if you're on the bed. You on hands and knees and them of their knees.

For Eiffel Tower, you need to be able to do standing doggy with your legs straight and your hands touching the floor. Yes, I suppose you can hold onto the-person-you're-blowing's thighs but in my experience there's a lot of moving. I would rather have my hands and feet flat on the floor. Or have some kind of stool, etc. However, sometimes it just comes down to compatible leg heights and dick angles.

If something it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Just let it go and move on.

There's a lot of limbs involved. Be cognizant not to get hurt.

The actual sex part is not that complicated. It might be a little confusing, but how it looks is less important than the connection between each other. If all that mattered was the physicality, then it wouldn't matter who else was involved.

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to our extremely cute handsome hamster gamer

the lil fish under him uwu

here's to many more years tuna-ing it up and never letting the public know your next move (and, as always, stay healthy and happy!)

never change Seokjin, never change XD

bonus autumn chillin' with the bois

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to the angel made of mochi!

(why is JK in the shadows of Jimin's birthday celebration so on brand for them lol)

hope you have a very relaxing day and eat something delicious, don't work too hard (you won't listen), and here's to many laughs in the years to come

and may the beef between your butt and every chair on this earth be squashed :D

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edit to add this screencap:

kyaaaaaaa, he's so cute!

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to the realist leader there is XD

I hope next year is peaceful and less stressful even though it probably won't be but I'm still hoping anyway because man you think too much

eat well, stay healthy, and don't worry so much, ARMY always has your back (at least the real ones do), plus now we're old enough to blow the cash (within our means, everyone, don't get crazy now) we will appreciate your hard work accordingly <3

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

happy birthday to our night bunbun who hates the light lol

as usual I can't help myself when it comes to the big peepers

stay healthy, eat lots, and please tell me what I'm supposed to rant about now that you pierced your underlip mole I was always going on about

do I just stare into your eyes for all eternity?

you are living your vampire king dreams after all

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edit:

had to add this screenshot

kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

Do you plan on adding more parts to dire?

short answer: I probably should, huh?

long answer: I know how the story ends. I also kinda feel like the readers know how the story ends. Maybe it would feel boring to read. It shifted the priority down because of that. I am not going to change the ending since that was always going to be the ending. I want to make it fun if it's gonna be predictable. Unfortunately, I'm not a hee-ho person most of the time. (I'm more of a dry humor rather than silly.) I want this story to be fun because the underlying themes are slightly heavy.

You've probably also gathered that I don't write furry stories, at least in the conventional sense. I wouldn't say 'dire' is omegaverse since I didn't take it in that direction, but I obviously need to figure out copulation during specific instances. Not sure what I'm going to do there because it's not my forte. Leaning towards the biological route. Hm. That'll be an interesting Google search...

I want to be able to write it to the best of my ability and I just don't feel like I'm there, basically.

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additional notes for the future:

I probably won't make a whole post about it because most people don't care what I'm thinking lol. To make it short, I want to maintain the original intentions of this blog: that I like writing and I like BTS. Oh, and I like sex. ;) Those things are still true, however the landscape we're in has changed. For a while I tried to be in denial about it. People who have been fans for several years can see it too, I'm sure. It is disheartening. Additionally, for some reason, some readers began to have weird personal investment about me and BTS and our relationship... that doesn't exist. (?) That was very strange.

I've always known that I made this blog public. It's on the internet. Anybody access it. Even very famous people. Yes, it's porn and everyone has different moral definition when it comes to that but I have always operated with respect to BTS as real people. Have I succeeded? Dunno. But I'm always cognizant about it.

I also had to step back when writing for this blog started consuming my life. I am someone with many interests and hobbies that I am very dedicated to. For a while I was trying to do all of them at once with no regard to myself. Physically and mentally. Then slowly writing for this blog pushed everything else away. I didn't like that. Within the past year I have realized that this blog isn't going to go anywhere (unless tumblr yeets, prayge it doesn't). The blog needed a reset anyway. The people who want to keep reading from me will check back every once in a while. Even if they don't, that's okay too. Being part of someone's life is more than enough. None of my readers are faithful to me XD and they shouldn't be. There is so much life to live and it should be lived. If you're meant to come back, you will. Life finds a way.

I want to enjoy everything. I should! I've liked kpop since SHINee debuted Taemin with the worst bowl cut I've ever seen. (These CORTIS kids do not know how lucky they have it fr.) It's not like I stopped caring about this blog. I haven't stopped writing. I simply want to be intentional and keep the integrity. This isn't just content for vapid relevance. Sex is important to me. BTS are important to me. Yes, please, feel free to jack off to it, but I won't write with that as my driving force. I want to do a service to the sex and BTS themselves. People will think that's utterly wack and that's fine. It's not like they're paying my bills lol.

There's tons of stories out there. But there's only one me. I've gotten to a point where I can actually enjoy my life. I'm not going to let anyone else dictate it. (Except those paying me so I can afford to live the life I want. I'll help them out.) I will always like writing. BTS will always come back with more music. And great photoshoots. Yoonkook will only continue getting hotter. (Scary.) Yeah. That's where I'm at. I'm letting you know for the ones who actually care about the author (not weird way, in a genuine way). You know I don't typically say things like this lol. Thanks for listening. Sorry for the Namjoon-level ramble. Welp.

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Do you think Jungkook is the type to shower with his partner after sex? And would that lead to even more sex? 😜

Maybe not every time. For example if you're having sex at 3 AM (his normal awake hour), idk about you but I would just clean up and go to sleep lol. (I think. Now you got me questioning myself.) Depends on where hygiene is on his scale of importance. Probably pretty high? I'm a fan of shower sex. Sometimes I even prefer it for the ease of being clean beforehand and clean after. But it's hard to enjoy unless you know what to do, so... maybe he should practice? XD

I always advise showering with who you're having sex with to witness their hygiene habits. And help wash their back. Sometimes it's tough to do by yourself, especially if you have big muscles, y'know? :D

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

If BTS asked you to participate in an eightsome with them, how do you imagine it might work? How do you have sex with that many men at once? Do you try to minimize the number of members standing around waiting for their turn?

For the record, the likelihood of them all wanting to see each other naked and having sex, repeatedly, and be comfortable, without being weird, is probably low. So, I'd probably ask if they were sure 7777777 times.

I would approach it as, "let's do this because we're insane and want a fun memory" and keep it light. But of course I want to know their views and predictions how would it work. Guess it would depend on the vibe of the meeting. Are we going full depravity, such as dick in any free space? Do we want to be more organized about it, such as a train, back-to-back? Preferred positions? Does everyone want the same hole or a specific hole? (Last one requires planning for the order because I have a preference of what holes penetrated when.) I hate being bored during sex, so I wouldn't want them to be bored either. However, I'm aware that some people do like to watch and some like to be more hands on. I would personally like to tailor intimacy specific to each member so they get at least one very good nut exactly how they want it. But not everyone wants their kink out in the open so maybe that's a one-on-one talk; something they specifically want that I'll try to make happen. I can't necessarily promise everything if it breaks the flow (or my personal boundaries). When it's that many people involved there needs to be compromise but we can figure it out.

Day of, it'll probably be a bit of chaos and awkwardness. To reduce decision fatigue and the guilt of "choosing to go first", I'll probably have to take the lead and just start. It's less of how do you have sex with that many people and more of whether or not you're able to create an environment for participation. I'll have to be inviting, bring in whoever seems interested in the moment, and focus on making sure each person had a satisfactory experience (rather than everyone getting "equal" time, because I doubt I'll be looking at the clock). Oh, and not everyone can cum multiple times or have the same refraction period. I would have to do my best to schedule that out seamlessly too. Honestly, won't I be the busiest on that day? XD I'm very attentive but I'm still human! (I think.) They all need to be involved so I can properly service everyone.

I'm pretty good at reading people and situations. I'm confident that I'll know what to do and when to do it based on the mood. I'm not that worried about myself. Usually the thing in these group sex situations is not the actual sex but how they feel about each other. You can be good friends but that doesn't necessarily mean you want to watch your good friends fuck. Or be turned on by it. It's a little easier with less people since less variables. But, again, not every threesome / foursome ends in a "successful" outcome for everyone either.

There will probably be individual talks afterwards. Not everyone will have the same answer for how they feel about it (the eightsome experience, not me, I'll definitely give them all as great nuts at the minimum) which makes sense because they're all individuals. I think I would want to know their prespective. It's respectful to follow up after such vulnerability.

Side note, I've been asked this question a lot. I usually don't answer, mostly because I don't think all 7 of them wanna have a group bang. I'm not trying to perpetuate that narrative. My readers know how I am. Anyway, just interesting to me that a number of people want me to take on all of BTS. Hm.

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Does your partner's physique affect how you approach sex, e.g. the positions you'd try? I'm looking at buff Taehyung and imagining that I'd ask him to lift me up and fuck me while standing.

From my experience, standing sex is kinda mid. I suppose if you had assistance with tools (ex. sex swing, bondage, etc) it might be easier? But if you're talking Taehyung straight lifting and fucking you, that's a combined action of more than just his muscles. There's a substantial amount of joint strength involved. Human beings also move, which means the weight carried is shifting and stressing at different places throughout the entire act. That doesn't usually happen when you're lifting weights in the gym. But also I don't know what he does in the gym. I'm guessing it's probably not a standing fuck. He probably also doesn't work out rock hard. Again, just a guess.

Physique affects what is logical and enjoyable when I'm considering sex. A generalization, but I think it's valid: most men don't focus on flexibility and joint strength. The muscles we like looking at might not have much effect when it comes to specific sex tasks. Yes, someone could be very strong when it comes to power but perhaps not precision. There's also a difference between explosive power and sustained power. Most people's knees can't keep up with repeated impact. I'm not trying to send people to the hospital; it's a lot of paperwork I don't want to be involved in.

Could Taehyung do it? Maybe, but I wouldn't make him do it for long. I would also have to use my own core strength to make sure I land consistently at the right angle. I'll be damned if I break his dick XD and if the dick hits you on the wrong angle??? Ouch, that shit HURTS. It's also less pleasurable for the guy, because he has to think about a lot of different things instead of just the sex. It's difficult to focus on multiple things at once AND have fun. Plus if he's less into it, he could get less hard, and then it might end in disaster anyway.

Dick angle and curve (or lack thereof) also matters. To achieve comfort and pleasure, you need to align your hole with it. Not all dick sticks straight up. More often than not, it sticks out rather than up. You can't change the angle it gets hard. It will not be pleasant.

(Yes, I know there's some freaky BDSM homies out there doing all kinds of stuff. We're talking about normies here. And general safety.)

I've done standing sex but I found there were too many variables and things that could go wrong. I much prefer being picked up with one arm and fingered with the other hand. It's a more straightforward pleasure and I get to touch straining muscles. :D

The major point in physique that I pay attention to is how long someone's legs are, because I like standing doggy. Arm strength is important to pound me into the mattress. Grip strength so I can get pulled back with some force. You can't have a weaker grip than me. I'm weak. That's sad. XD