It me.

Bisexual. Virgo. Slytherin/Wampus. Annoying. Borderline.

[txttletale]

bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way

[txttletale]

the so-called blood boy stigma

[telltaletypist]

[lowpolyanimals]

Beetle Fight from Katamari Damacy

[clowntrade]

[movie]

Etiquette warnings shown before silent films (1910s)

[movie]

Hats were like the cell-phones of the 1910s.

[vintar]

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

[oceanicmajestic]

outta my way, straight boy

[catsoverloaded]

A black dragón floating above the clouds

[themediocrehuman]

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

[checkadii]

WHEN THE

WHN THE TH THE

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[hustlerose]

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

[hustlerose]

stop reblogging this

[archive-deactivated20260501]

I LOVE UNCONVENTIONAL ARTWORK I LOVE SHAKY LINES AND EXAGGERATED PROPORTIONS I LOVE CLASHING OR GRUNGY COLOR PALETTES I LOVE “WEIRD” SUBJECT MATTER I LOVE ART MADE FOR FUN I LOVE ART THAT HAS LOVE PUT INTO IT I LOVE ART. AND I LOVE ARTISTS

[wheelsup-sevenup]

what do you call your mom’s friends?

auntie/uncle

first name

miss/mr. (name)

something else (tags!)

Voting ended onMar 24, 2023

optional: tell us where you’re from in the tags!

[wheelsup-sevenup]

ALARMING RESULTS SO FAR

[dailyquests]

Suck at Videogame in front of Women.

[doggirlhen]

Suck Women in front of Videogames.

[unpretty]

As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

well thank god it's not just me

[unpretty]

favorite tags from the notes so far:

#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)

#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)

[bippysaurus-rex]

The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.

Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.

[valtsv]

the spikier a crown is the better it is

[valtsv]

see what i mean

[valtsv]

rip to jc but this shit rocks

[hyperempathy-deactivated2023051]

do you wash/scrub your legs when you shower?

yes

no

sometimes

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

please add your ethnicity/race in tags. if you chose no i’d especially like it if you added your reason why in the tags, or specify if you have a disability that interferes with washing your legs (if you’re comfortable sharing!). this poll is very nonjudgmental and i’m not trying to shame how anyone bathes themselves. this poll is mostly a way for me to see how people were raised and peoples mindset towards showering certain areas. that being said please be kind and nonjudgmental as well, thank you!

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

the final battle

bismuth (bi)

neon (ne)

Voting ended onMar 21, 2023

[bemusedlybespectacled]

do you pronounce the "t" in "soften" and "often"?

Yes, I pronounce the T like in "lift" ("soff-ten" and "off-ten")

No, I drop the T in those words ("soffen" and "offen")

I drop the T in one of them but not both ("soff-en/off-ten" or vice versa)

Something else (tell me in the replies)

Voting ended onMar 27, 2023

PLEASE reblog, I have heard it on a couple of podcasts now and I'm genuinely curious how common it is! Also, if you feel comfortable with it, let me know what your accent normally is (Midwestern, Southern, New Englander, New Yorker, Minnesotan, whatever).

[movedto-transmisogynistic-deact]

[flowerlygirls]

look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast

[no1fan15]

Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them