Shaken, not stirred.

♏|🎬|📚|🐈|⚽️|🥎|🏐|🎨

[slayer-barbie]

FRIENDS (1994-2004)

6x01 | “The One After Vegas”

[myspace]

This is adulthood.

[luciferapollyon]

I wonder if we could get Britney to sing this

[myspace]

Me after taking an Ibuprofen:

[lifewithchronicpain]

My version goes:

My lower back is killing me

And I must confess

So are my knees (so are my knees)

And when the fibro strikes I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Medicate me one more time!

[connorwyndham]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) 4X08 « The One With Chandler In A Box »

[662607015]

saw "cod" trending on here but apparently it isn't the fish. disappointment immeasurable, day ruined

[662607015]

let's all make her a trending topic

[starqueensterlexa]

i believe in her

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[buffysummers]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S (1994-2004)

[spider-mann]

We gather stones, never knowing what they'll mean Some to throw, some to make a diamond ring You know I didn't want to have to haunt you But what a ghostly scene You wear the same jewels that I gave you As you bury me

[slayer-barbie]

FRIENDS (1994-2004)

3x09 | “The One With The Football”

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[starryeyesxx]

[animusrox]

The Peasants (2023) dir. DK Welchman & Hugh Welchman

[jackabbot]

FRIENDS • S2E09 • “The One With Phoebe's Dad”

[everythingfox]

He needs a napkin

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me

[todaysbird]

this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor

[photosbyrocco]

Burd Dreams of Birds #01

by Rocco

[starryeyesxx]

[catasters]

[drtanner]

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

[notsoheadless]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Die Hard (1988) dir. John McTiernan Die Hard 2 (1990) dir. Renny Harlin Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) dir. John McTiernan Live Free or Die Hard (2007) dir. Len Wiseman A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) dir. John Moore