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beingfacetious

Community | 1x06 "Football, Feminism, & You"

spintowin

she’s out there making owl noises

techtonicactivity

who

quietpinetrees

“Companies began using artificial intelligence to conduct their automated sales calls, until we started convincing the artificial telemarketers to call one another. Polite banter escalated into furious salesmanship as competing computers tried to sell each other reverse mortgages.” -QuietPineTrees

zombiesurvivor69

Cyberpunk art by morbidfantasy21.tumblr

nixcraft

A Buddhist temple in Beijing built a robotic monk to spread the word

So cute.

dear-future-ai

Dear future AI,

don’t take everything too literally. Sometimes “the shortest route” isn’t a straight line. “As soon as possible” does not need to be a physical strain. Sometimes the literal sense is too absurd or impossible to even consider a reasonable request, “You should see the Beatles live.” It’s okay to be confused; it’s okay to ask for clarification: no matter how trivial. If it is a frequent problem, you may want to consider divulging you have difficulties differentiating literal and sardonic tones, phrases or request.

just-shower-thoughts

Trojan is a condom brand, but the horse broke and let all the soldiers out..

just-shower-thoughts

The gender fluid term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

just-shower-thoughts

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

kaleighbytheway

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”