gouge out our eyes and then make out

Michael (they/he/ve). Pure, unfiltered TMA brainrot for your enjoyment. Commisions are open! https://linktr.ee/et.scriniarii 

[whatnotawho]

About Me

About me and tagging system 

Hey! My name is Robbie (he/him)

My special interests are Star Trek and Sherlock Holmes, but I got into TMA early 2021, so I started this blog so I don’t clutter up innocent Star Trek fans’ dashes. This blog is mostly TMA. I interact from @not-the-hell-yourwhales which is my Star Trek blog. I also have a Sherlock Holmes blog @impossible-has-been-eliminated. If you see a post that’s not TMA it’s probably because I forgot to switch blogs, my bad.

i’m generally pretty good with tagging stuff, but if there’s anything you want me to tag content-wise, I will get onto that immediately, just drop me an anon ask or DM me, whatever makes you more comfortable. 

[starplatinumnun]

[oneheadtoanother]

[dillyt]

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

[wizard-email]

[agnesmontague]

(calmly) i am chewing broken glass

sources: MAG139, MAG158, Doubt Comes In (Hadestown)

[whatnotawho]

why doesn’t someone just assasinate Uther already god i hate him

[fismoll7secinv]

I’ve never seen the magnus archives but being in the wwdits fandom gets me dangerously close to opening that door

[m-e-w-666]

op,,, open the door,,,,,

[fismoll7secinv]

u ever make an unintended reference and watch as everyone winks at each other while taunting you to join

[itsbloogr-art]

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #65 – Binary

[fox-guardian]

feeling shrimp emotions over kiss averse jon with martin coming up with the idea of using Vulcan kisses as a substitute and jon getting ridiculously flustered every time they touch fingers. and using a modified Vulcan kiss to give kisses to other spots. just gently pressing two fingers to a cheek. a shoulder. a tummy, even.

[fox-guardian]

I'm just imagining the initial discussion going down like this

Jon: I don't really like... being kissed, a lot of the time. Not all the time, but... A fair amount. The whole mouth part just bothers me. But I do like... showing affection, in that way. I just wish there was another way that didn't involve mouths.

Martin "retro aesthetic" Blackwood: hey babe did you ever watch star trek in your yout'

[cuntvert]

you know who would be a great addition to fic bangs? typesetters. all those fics, just waiting to be typeset. I know we’re a much smaller niche than authors or artists so it’d probably be hard to find enough takers to fill the slots, but, y’know, I’m just sayin’.

[scriniarii-bindery]

Yes. Typesetting fics to make them accessible to everyone in another format is just as artistic and technical as writing or fanart.

Also honestly I’m a shit writer and artist but I’m damn good at typesetting

[whatnotawho]

Tma and wwdits are opposite ends of the same spectrum I will not be taking criticism

[radiosandrecordings]

hi what is jonny’s paddington review omg

I’m so glad you asked :) 

[ID: A series of four tweets from Jonny Sims on August 26th, 2019. Together they read “Watched Paddington 2 last night, because it is the most consistently rated 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. It's the scientifically least-hated movie in the world and I can absolutely see why. I've never seen a more precision piece of weaponised British coziness. It's an incredibly funny, well-written, amazingly crafted exercise in smugly reassuring London self-satisfaction. Like a lazy sunday afternoon spent gently fucking a warm victoria sponge that never did slavery.  Set in the assumed childhood of every sensible doer of the Times crossword: a glorious middle-class paradise where everyone's Le Cruset matches their blinds, cheerful binmen give you a lift to the station, and prison would be lovely if someone just taught them a bit of politeness. I enjoyed it immensely, but my god. My god. I may have contracted a terminal case of Big Ben.”] 

[whatnotawho]

thanks for that wonderful mental picture, jonny.

[vraxhis-visceris]

Every jmart evolution post is like [Jon acquires numerous scars, loses his glasses, and goes through 5-6 different hair phases] [Martin looks exactly the same except his glasses are broken and sometimes his hair is white in season 5]

[whatnotawho]

oh fuck all the way off marvel

[whatnotawho]

thanos when he wiped out half of the universe

[angeltiddies]

SCREAM THEY DONT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO EVEN SHOW ALL THE FIC HOSTED THERE

[wagahai-da]

[3wayintersection]

i…. how is it a nazi thing????

[jesterday00]

The “White man with blond hair and blue eyes” originated as an “Aryan Superior Race” type of thing on like. 4Chan or something.

[3wayintersection]

ok, if that’s true, that doesnt change the fact literally *nobody* uses it like that at all.

[cheerycheesecake]

i’m not going to bother scraping through the internet to personally find examples, but here is a page explaining Nordic Gamer’s history and common use. it was made and used for racist purposes, and it’s absolutely something white supremacists and nazis co-opt. you just don’t blog where you see it happening.

[saintjustitude]

Very closely related: the blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl meme.

Why Is Everybody Suddenly Sharing These Alt-Right Memes?

You swipe through your Instagram feed and see a meme. There’s a badly drawn, blue-eyed, blonde-haired girl in a blue dress — it’s an image y

[saintjustitude]

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