what pseudonym said

Everything blog. She/they.

[whatpseudonymsaid]

Ok I have a confession.

I don’t like using the library, I like buying books. The library very rarely has the book I want to read or a book on the current specific thing I want to read about. I do however, love the library. Libraries are one of the best things we do as a society. I have for a long time used the library exclusively because use = funding and such, and in the last year or two I realized that I don’t actually have to read the library books to stimulate the numbers. So I check out books they have multiple copies of and then return them in a week or two. And just read fanfiction and the books I buy

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[sterlinggothdarlings]

Told my doctor and therapist about how the AI "trying to determine my age" will expose all the HIPPA covered private information that has passed through gmail and all the medical advice youtube videos they had linked over the years and the response was instantly I will contact the other doctors here and lodge a formal complaint about it to HIPPA Try this, tell your local librarians, teachers, doctors. Most people have not heard about this yet, that's how it is passing

omg I forget the US has actual institutions that work for the good of the people

[daysleftofsecondterm]

They do exist and we have to use them the next 1,246 days.

[whatpseudonymsaid]

Is there a less juvenile way to say “up your butt and around the corner” when someone inquires about a location and I hold them in contempt

[victusinveritas]

A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.

All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.

[the-haiku-bot]

A collection of

time travel humor text posts,

not censored by me.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

[homunculus-argument]

it's rushed and ugly, but I threw this together about it anyway.

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[ominous-signs]

yeah.

[redacted-metallum]

a wwi soldiuer is a type of bug. to me.

[whatpseudonymsaid]

[whatpseudonymsaid]

WAIT DID I EVEN SHOW YOU GUYS MY OUPPY?!!???

[whatpseudonymsaid]

Your Lie In April should have a date counter in the top corner so you know when to be looking out for the Lie

[ilyamybb]

Heated Rivalry textposts pt. 3

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[contemptible-scoundrel]

wish mouse lore

[opencommunion]

people who tell you to stop reading the news to "regulate your nervous system" do not have your best interests at heart. if following current events makes you spiral you probably need a better analytical frame, not less information

[opencommunion]

and the analytical frame you need is probably dialectical materialism

[opencommunion]

i'm totally crazy, i freak out all the time, but you know what helps me most? learning. reading. studying. discussing. sometimes you do need a nap, but sometimes you need a conversation with someone more knowledgeable/experienced, or a day at the (physical or digital) library. and really i think everyone has a different baseline emotional register that's best for them and their circumstances, but i recommend aiming to feel solid and anchored, not necessarily "calm." of course we won't feel "calm" after reading about genocide. but if we approach what we're reading correctly, it can strengthen our resolve; feed our fighting spirit; show us paths to liberation. a lot of people in my life have diagnosed me with "revolutionary optimism" and wonder how i maintain that mindset but i'm not an optimist by nature, it all comes from studying

[runawaymarbles]

There is also a difference between "reading the news" (a news app, your local paper; ways to stay informed) and "reading 500 posts about the news" (designed to make you feel hopeless and enraged)

[thememedaddy]

[origami-dragons]

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It's flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can't opt out.

[digitalisnarcissus]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You're such an ungrateful fucking cunt. I let you stay in my galley. I feed you. I give you a cot. I give you fresh water, and even treat you to grog on holidays. When you're expected to contribute you just bitch and moan about having to row all day long because you "have scurvy." Another guy in the galley actually has scurvy and he agrees that scurvy doesn't work like that. Besides, everyone in the galley has something, and they still do the work. You're just a lazy, fat, ugly piece of shit.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

yaharg ye be me best matey