What's A Watson?

The name is Jennifer. I go through obsessions. Star Trek, Sherlock, this is my confession. There are plenty more, but please have pity, and don’t destroy my geek-tastic city.

[gadotsgals]

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[wagcaps]

[gunpowder-tea]

real lgbt solidarity

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[wikipedie]

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

“my body feels cold”

“Its shutting down. My point is…”

[viralvdio-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[broveria]

i’m yelling

[schrodingersdrone]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again

[jumpingjacktrash]

it amuses me to see people being surprised/impressed/amused by this setup, because it’s extremely common on the plains. if you don’t plant a windbreak, your heating and cooling bills are huge, and storms do things like throw the lawnmower through the living room window, take the roof off, or cake the entire north side of the house with six inches of solid ice.

evergreens remain bendy even in the coldest weather, so – wait, no, not the coldest. i remember when i was a kid it got down to like -45 and the norway pines around my house were cracking like gunshots as the sap froze.

maples, incidentally, make that noise around -20f, and i hear it at least once every winter here in southern minnesota. but i only ever heard norway pines make it that one time.

so anyway that’s why we plant pine trees around our houses. because otherwise the wind would freaking kill us.

[cameoappearance]

This is informative and perfectly sensible under the circumstances but I also cannot resist the temptation to compare it to planting stuff all around the boundary of your lot in The Sims

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[barafurbear]

[lattetimes]

he had it fucking coming

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[spengs]

im laughing @ this image of jeff goldblum bc it makes him look like a centaur but w the horse bit cropped out

[spengs]

update:

[spengs]

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

[the-ginger-joy-box]

Jeff acknowledges you

[spengs]

i can finally die with a smile on my face thank you Jeff

[the-sunshineone]

@elficoprincipe

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[starholic-deactivated20231025]

idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

[charminglyantiquated]

that is a good and valid point. thank you

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[quoms-190514]

that’s not something that props can fix

someone just reblogged this from me and let’s all appreciate it again

[thehumming6ird]

@obsessedwithpretty79 

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

“You forgot to pick me up from practice!”

[ruinedchildhood]

[10knotes]

Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.

[pr1nceshawn]

Knitted Camouflage.

[iconuk01]

@knitpool

[browsedankmemes]

[fonzworthcutlass]

📠📠📠

[yallstaysafe-deactivated2018031]

It can’t go the other way?

[fonzworthcutlass]

No. The earth is flat.

This is basic knowledge.

[becuzitisbitter]

i also appreciate the logic that planes can’t fly over land.