dumbass science witch

| jack-o-all-trades | she/her | bi | i made one of my friends curse me to die and it hasn't worked yet. but apparently that's solidified my status as dumbass science witch, so there's that.

[kneading-stitches-deactivated20]

I don't cleanse my kitchen by burning sage, I cleanse it with burning food because I'm such a horrible cook.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[aroaesflags]

Plaid flags

Gay | Lesbian | Lesbian

Bi | NB | Trans

Aro | Pan | Ace

[whatsupghouls]

[sugar-glaze]

[whatsupghouls]

are they,,,,, lesbian?

[shitpostaccount123]

THATS HER SISTER LMAO

[whatsupghouls]

that is decidedly less exciting

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[whatsupghouls]

i have three friends who are dating and that’s four too many.

[whatsupghouls]

the dungeons and dragons community has way too many furries for my liking

[someemochick]

[days-since-the-hotdaga]

It has now been 464 days without the hotdaga

[whatsupghouls]

GUYS SHE’S MIMICKING WHAT I DO WHEN I WANT HER TO COME CUDDLE

[vesface]

[whatsupghouls]

give me the l e a f j u i c e

[lofijazz]

🕯🤑👻🎅👻🤑🕯

emoji spell for jeff bezos to be visted by three ghosts on christmas eve night

Likes charge

Reblogs cast

[whatsupghouls]

i watched a lady saw open geodes! and it! magicckdkdk

[llliiillliiilll]

There are very few Greek gods that wouldn’t throw a fit bc of tumblr’s shitty no titty rule

[whatsupghouls]

shitty no titty rule

[witchescollection]

yes, I’m single.

yes, I’ve picked out my wedding song already (it’s my whole life long by Delta Rae)

[whatsupghouls]

weak. mine is gonna be death of a bachelor

[whatsupghouls]

i wanted to clarify that i didn’t mean like that “i’m chained now” thing

i fully intend to surprise my family by spinning a wheel and killing whichever single person’s name it lands on.

[witchescollection]

yes, I’m single.

yes, I’ve picked out my wedding song already (it’s my whole life long by Delta Rae)

[whatsupghouls]

weak. mine is gonna be death of a bachelor

[whatsupghouls]

i think you can tell a lot about me based on what i translated on my spanish trip