What's With This

[shantisheaan]

[addictingscience]

[ebail-deactivated20140920]

This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

He never forgave. He never forgot.

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[hikingnotes]

[iguanamouth]

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

[ultraviolet-techno-ecology]

Concept - Your smartphone breaks. You can take it to any appropriately skilled person to have it fixed. It has been designed for easy disassembly and repair. The parts are available and standardized. You are not forced to buy a new one or spend extreme prices for a replacement part. Planned obsolescence doesn’t exist and things are designed to last a long time - to be upgradable and customizable without needing to invest in an entirely new unit every year. 

[zoobus]

[pearlcarpenter]

[luchile]

but i believe aang can save the world

[beboycowbop]

why are we here? just to suffer? every 5 minutes i have to clean my glasses

[procrastinating-polyglot]

Duo stop attacking me

[joshpeck]

no….let them attack

[lolfactory]

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[unfortunate-waitress]

Saying “I’ll do it for $800” is Big Dick Energy.

[lesbianshepard]

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

[lesbianshepard]

look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between  31,000 to 28,000 years old.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jehovahhthickness]

Omfg yes

[ufowiki-deactivated20200824]

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

[wildbillnye]

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

[cocksmasher69]

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

[celtyradfem]

Every line had me screaming

[kissthefurr]

[f-a-u-n-a]

C L E E T U S

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

[maydaykoigo]

Proof needed

[prokopetz]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[persephono-deactivated20180108]