Whatswithninjas

26. Canadian. Protein chemistry is life.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

[doubleca5t]

oh mein gott, zis vebsite is full of scheißepfosten

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[purplecatbus]

[Image description: Screenshot of a tweet by Twitter user “@HTHRFLWRS”, that says, “not nonbinary as in “add a third X gender marker to licenses” but nonbinary as in “remove all genders from licenses, holy shit why would you want a cop to know you’re trans” /end ID]

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I'm gonna keep asking it: if the law is supposed to be the same regardless of gender, what is legal gender needed for if not treating people different based on their gender?

[akindplace]

ooh rebloging for that last comment, so on point ily thank you

[ibuprofengirl]

[catbelle]

FOR THE BETTER!

[littlemedievalbitch]

[t4nku-deactivated20230124]

charles vii meeting joan of arc

[megamellowpeachstudent]

[perfectday1972]

mutuals to walk through the farmer's market and share strawberries with

[theocseason4]

[birlinterrupted]

Chicago literally paved over their rainbow crosswalk the next day. New levels of

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[odinsblog]

Me, whenever I see businesses complaining about “lazy workers” because they won’t work low paying minimum wage jobs:

[doggosource]

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[general-history-reference]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

context:

[ajeyes01]

Oh but he does!

[bred-by-insanity]

I’m getting mixed signals but imma go with yes, batman preforms oral, send tweet.

[tattooedoll]

your big nose is beautiful

your small nose is beautiful

your full lips are beautiful

your thin lips are beautiful

your round face is beautiful

your angualr face is beautiful

your skin is beautiful

your thic body is beautiful

your skinny body is beautiful

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL