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Sam | 21 | VA

[kylekylekylekylekylekyle]

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I am so fucking mad right now

honestly this gets me so fucking worked up

[u-ok]

this is my favorite audio post

[everythingineed2be]

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me

[bushofire]

[mysticbaconslice]

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

[mysticbaconslice]

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

[mysticbaconslice]

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

[marvva]

queen of getting her hopes up

[0iqgremlin]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[1esknineteen]

[decoy-ocelot]

Oh, oh, this reminds me of the only known bilingual palindrome:

Anger? ‘Tis safe never. Bar it! Use love.

Spell that backward and you get:

Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna!

Which is Latin for:

Rise up, in order that your anger may be but a brief madness; control it!

[pinglederry]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Whenever I see stuff like this I wonder how people even come up with it. 

[steris-harms-official]

The Sator Square

[alexander]

idk why but this makes me laugh so fucking hard

[theblackmanonthemoon]

Me as a father 😂

[sageofpeace]

“Kauhhg! Fuck is you talking bout” 😂

[alladoreqi]

Lmfaooooooooooo

[eclecticblkgirl]

I have to reblog this every time 😂

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Me

[theshitneyspears]

me age 13 in the gym class changing room:

[odd-lemur]

me at age 14 in the gym class changing room;

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

Me at age 25 in a gym changing room

[alexander]

i choked reading this

[thexfiles]

i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

[dripping-adorableness]

Sitting there like 😊😊😊😊😊😒

[bob-belcher]

[no-chill-at-all]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[thenatsdorf]