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[frankenfemme]

her skin is so nice

[jumex]

What eyeshadow is this

[frankenfemme]

It’s a mac pro pigment

[whattheheckjen]

it’s james charles pressed pigment staining that one girl’s lids

[wtfzodiacsigns]

How to guess someone's zodiac sign 💫

aries - bold, very blunt/brutally honest, extroverted, fierce, impulsive

taurus - funny, teasing, clever, know a lot of people

gemini - seem like they are from another space, moody, judging, either totally hyper or completely silent

cancer - very talented, smart, artistic, kind of awkward

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[cybergata]

[adequategatsbys]

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

[canvasofthecosmos]

The Signs as Stupid Pics on my Phone

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

[yikes-zodiac]

[situationalzodiac]

not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this 

[thetrippytrip]

where is the mode where i don’t have to see any straight people then

[hexmaniacmareen]

and they here tryna look supportive by changing their logo l m a o

[haiku-robot]

and they here tryna look supportive by changing their logo l m a o

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[peachecrossing]

👋hey there fam 👪 back at it again 👊 with  🅰️nother QR design 👕 you can rack up some  🆑out w the homies 😴 in these here duds 👟  POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit

I’m sorry links under the cut

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[wtfzodiacsigns]

Signs  in a Nutshell

Aries: You can do it my way or the wrong way.

Taurus: *Probably procrastinating right now*

Gemini: *Fangirling  hard*

Cancer: Lovable a$$holes who just wants a hug.

Leo: ATTENTION!! I need attention!

Virgo: What are feelings gdi

Libra: I might look cute but I can break your skull

Scorpio: If I had a heart it would break rn

Sagittarius: Fight me I’m ready

Capricorn: World domination x3

Aquarius: I hate you but can I borrow that CD anyway

Pisces: Jumps over problems* parcour

[namoriasblog]

Ok ow

Sharp pain on my right side. Someone help. I’m either growing or dying. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[haiku-robot]

sharp pain on my right side someone help i’m either growing or dying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[ruinedchildhood]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Turns out The Rock was cooking this man’s ass alive in an open ROAST!

[haiku-robot]

turns out the rock was cooking this man’s ass alive in an open roast

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[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[whattheheckjen]

you havent lived if you haven't watched 37 buzzfeed tasty videos in one sitting at 3am

[avvocarlo]

me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey I’d love a bowl of soda soup, please don’t get triggered if I don’t like it this time

[down-with-capitalism]

Zelda sweetie, you’ve hardly touched your Doritos. What’s got you so butthurt?

[kurtstiel]

this post is cursed

[mothurs]

[astro-hotline]

Fixed signs are very fixed on their ideas. They won’t be swayed easily. When they propose an idea, everyone should listen. A cardinal sign would pretend like the new idea was their idea in the first place. They’ll take it and run with it. A mutable sign has already thought of the idea you proposed and would have come up with 22 different sub sections full of details for said idea. They’re just waiting for someone else to start it.