benjamin linus gone wild

started as a lost side blog and now it's more or less my main. sorry lads! he/him & 24

[soyboylinus]

[segamascott]

[max1461]

The idea of a Boddhisatva is so fucking arrogant bro. Oh yeah I escaped samsara I figured it all out I Get It I'm just here to help you maybe learn Get It too :)

[cryptotheism]

I escaped samsara and came back just to fuck with people. I want everyone to reincarnate as a toad.

[cryptotheism]

#darkmoksha

[sirfrogsworth]

It's weird this isn't talked about more, but Elon basically kidnapped his son. He used his lawyers to near bankrupt Grimes in her custody battle and it's unclear if she has any access to her son at this point.

Grimes can be an unsympathetic figure at times, but this is just awful. Especially since it seems Elon is using this young boy as an anti-assassination tactic.

[sirfrogsworth]

Jesus Christ.

[duncebento]

this site is so funny you sound evil

[duncebento]

[spelldealer]

i’ve had a suburu outback for a while now and it has yet to gestate a coexist or mystery spot bumper sticker, is this healthy? should i be worried?

[cali]

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

[capnsoapy]

Nobody is denying that present-day politics is not a huge fan of queer people in general, but claiming that "we're all faggots in the eyes of the state" is just a blatant refusal to engage with reality.

[capnsoapy]

There's a reason that the first anti-queer executive orders from the new United States government weren't under the guise of, say, preserving the traditional nuclear family, but protecting cis women from trans women.

[ragsy]

PLEASE FORGIVE MY TRANSGRESSIVE FORM

[vexwerewolf]

I'm not like the other shrimp

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beccap]

“But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. We’ve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we don’t have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.”

— Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Where's that disgusting heterosexual buffalo dip tweet in honor of the super bowl today

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Please. There's still time

[firewalkwithmedvd]

NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME GAG. God. Heterosexuality is abominable.

[determinate-negation]

its so insane to me how people will maintain the perspective that occupying armies have to fight by carpet bombing villages and refugee camps because theyre dealing with an enemy that blends in with civilian populations and not realize or refuse to admit thats because theyre fighting civilians who are forced to take up arms against an occupying power

[okaypersonwithuterus]

"porn brain" is a far right conspiracy theory, misogyny in porn is a result of structural societal misogyny and not the cause of it, the way to help sex workers is decriminalization and worker's rights, banning sexual expression is fascist. i will not be taking questions at the time.

[neonhorizonzzz-deactivated20250]

u just gonna admit u have erectile dysfunction like that

[okaypersonwithuterus]

absolutely scalding insult from a person who gets into super mario shipping discourse

[lakemojave]

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

[nina-iseri]

extremely evocative textbook diagram