Well. That could have gone better.

☽♥☾ | Moe | 33 | She/Her | Canadian | Trash | ISFJ | Virgo | Bisexual/Pan disaster | ☽♥☾ This is a Cluster fuck of things I like...

[kittyoperas]

the siege of weisshaupt if you bring lucanis and davrin:

( original idea by @ swampbaconplays on tiktok! )

[windflowermary]

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

[homoquartz]

my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

[ruushes]

i'm sure there's a canon timeline but dao is a springtime game to me

[errorcritical]

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[icapturedthecastle]

[prince-princess-bunny]

[bewitchedink]

🐾 PUMPKITTEN SPICE LATTE 🐾

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[mistocho]

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

[guerrillatech]

[waywardwes9]

The Four Horsemen

[andtosaturn]

what a year this last hour has been

[catcrumb]

[jbeansdraws]

Instagram seemed to like this so I thought I'd share it here too. ;)

https://www.instagram.com/p/CBcTLegFtNz/?igshid=1dy2up9zftf1f

[whyactlikeahuman]

[safeinpeetasarms]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[aberrantemotion]

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

[glittercontusion]

Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

[death-420]

no one ever talks about how evil and ominous carol of the bells sounds?

[shlongfongler]

I have a distinct memory from when i was a kid of listening to the trans-siberian orchestra version during the first snow of the year and just standing outside pretending to be a vampire so yeah it has that kind of energy

[death-420]

oh we all pretend to be vampires to that version