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Protection from danger memes
“If they touch you, I’ll kill them.” “If they want to hurt you, they’ll have to go through me first.” “Do you want to die? No? Then back off.” “Get behind me. I’ll deal with this.” “You’re safe while I’m with you, okay? That’s why I can’t leave.” “I can only hold them off for so long! Go!” “Don’t worry about me, worry about yourself! I’ve got this!” “Do you want to kick their ass, or shall I?” “Anyone that lays a hand on you will face my wrath.”
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Closed Starter
For @adifferentsidetohumanity
The Doctor looked at the woman in front of him for a minute before a slow smile worked its way onto his face. “Is that who I think it is?” he said. “Benny Summerfield- been a long while since I’ve seen you.”
His smile turned teasing, and a little sad. “Do you recognize me? I’ve changed a bit.”
Benny crossed her arms. “Yeah, I remember you. You abandoned me. Jack said that’s normal, that’s what you do apparently. “
she looked down at her feet. She was determined to stay mad at him, well that was the plan anyway. But Benny rarely stayed mad long enough. “I should at least be thankful, it’s you and not your brother. “
The Doctor grimaced and scratched the back of his neck. “Yes, well, sorry ‘bout that. I, uhm-” He was going to overlook the ‘brother’ comment, because it stung too much in too many ways.
“You’re doing well anyway, I hope?” he tried. “I know I’ve been a bit of a pain in the past, but I’m sorry for that, you know. What’ve you been up to?”
Earth and Moon from Saturn [976x976]
Well That Hurt
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Tw for possible blood and gore! Please be mindful of your partner’s possible triggers that might only apply to a couple of these.
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very serious rp starters
warning: some may be nsfw
❝ begone, thot. ❞
❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞
❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞
❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞
❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞
❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞
❝ THEN PERISH. ❞
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞
❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞
❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞
❝ ball is life. ❞
❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞
❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞
❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞
❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞
❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞
❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞
❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞
❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞
❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞
❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
❝ pretzels is the same. ❞
❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞
❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞
❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞
❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞
❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞
❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ move, i’m gay. ❞
❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞
❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ kachow! ❞
❝ guess i’ll die. ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞
❝ chipotle is my life. ❞
❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞
❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞
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“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters
“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.”
“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.”
“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?”
“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?”
“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
“The stapler has been compromised.”
“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
Closed Starter
(For @torchwoodagent)
Today was a quieter day, as far as the Doctor’s days went. Running from something through the back streets of the city.
Next thing he knew, a young woman was in front of him and he didn’t have time to stop. He crashed into her, grabbing her shoulders to keep them both from toppling to the ground. “Sorry!” he said, and then pulled them both back around the corner she’d come from, his back pressed against the wall. “It’d be a good idea to be quiet now,” he whispered to her.
Alex’s eyes widened . She wasn’t used to seeing anything like this. Her father had kept her away from the rift, from aliens in Cardiff. She didn’t even know this stuff even existed. She was rather naive, sheltered even from it all.
“What was that?” Alex whispered, finding it hard to breath as panic set in. Why is there a dinosaur running around Cardiff? What did you do? Oh, it’s so beautiful,” she remarked before clasping her hand over her mouth.
The creature prowled around unseen in the alley before seemingly moving on past them. The Doctor slowly let go of her. “Sorry ‘bout that- good hearing on them. Long story on how it’s here, trying to fix that. Don’t worry, I’m a bit of a professional at this sort of thing.” He paused. “Not dinosaurs, most of the time, but still.”
The Doctor looked at her, noticing the panic and becoming worried. “Are you okay there?”
Closed Starter
(For @jennymaltzurrak)
The Doctor couldn’t believe his eyes. The last time he’d seen that face, it was dead. Gone. Shot. But here she was, standing in front of him, perfectly fine and alive.
His hearts ached, looking at her. “That can’t… You… ” he almost whispered, not quite letting himself believe it yet. “Jenny?”
“Dad!” Jenny exclaimed her eyes glittering with love as she ran to him giving him a big and long hug. It has been so long since she saw him last. Or to her it has been.
The Doctor’s hearts finally shattered at the word and he hugged her right back. He ran a hand over he hair and kissed her on the top of her head, holding back tears. He pulled back, hands on her shoulders, like letting go would make her disappear. “What happened? I thought- you-” The Doctor looked over her and took Jenny’s face in his hands. “You’re okay? You’re not hurt or- or-” She was part Time Lord. But she looked the same. “Different?”
“I’m fine. I actually have this theory that the gas that was bringing Messaline to life, took a while to restart my functions. I have no idea how long I was gone for. Couldn’t have been too long for I’m still me. But what about you? I’ve been looking for you a long time.” Jenny says keeping her hands on him too frightened he’d be gone if she let him out of her grasp. “Different? Different how?” She asked certain she was the same as she’d been when she was made.
The Doctor lowered his hands to her shoulders and glanced away. “It’s a... Time Lord thing. It didn’t come up- we can... change, sometimes.” He shook his head. “I can explain later, it might be a bit different for you. Or it could’ve been your theory. Anyway,” he forced a smile.
“I’m sorry about that, I didn’t know you were looking for me. It has been a while.” His smile relaxed. “I am so happy to see you. What have you been up to, besides looking for this silly old man?”
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RED VS. BLUE SENTENCE STARTERS
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❝ fight it off? you must have me confused with someone who’s brave. i got the hell out of there. ❞
❝ and when he passes by, shoot him square in the back and watch him die. just like john wayne would have done. ❞
❝ and you’re the only one that can see it. just like signs of ____ ’s heterosexuality. ❞
❝ of course it’s a bad neighborhood. we’re evil-doers. we’re what makes the neighborhood bad. ❞
❝ hey, _____ , shut the fuck up! ❞
❝ are you sure cola means evil? ❞
❝ shut up, you ruined my life. ❞
❝ my butt is very big. and i like to rub my butt. and i like to sniff my own butt and kiss my own butt. ❞
❝ is a skunk juggling dead hamsters in here? ❞
❝ women and children last! ❞
❝ i wonder if a ghost can have an aneurysm. ❞
❝ ok, new rule. we start rotating knockouts. next time, it’s your turn. ❞
❝ hey everyone! i am a purple jerk, and i love to drink motor oil. ❞
❝ ah, my life, fuck off! ❞
❝ you’re just so dumb you lagged a few seconds behind us. by the time your brain figures out what it’s heard, it feels like it’s already happened. ❞
❝ how the hell would you know? you were running straight backwards. ❞
❝ anyone who trips is a hero. i’m pretty sure that makes ___ god. ❞
❝ the last time i saw him, he was halfway up your ass. ❞
❝ i’m ____ . that’s bitch-pants mccrabby. ❞
❝ the great destroyer has arrived. the end is near. ❞
❝ i didn’t really get a good look at it. ____ ’s big thing. ❞
❝ oh, come on, that wasn’t a real judge! that was ____ wearing a powdered wig! ❞
❝ ah, drat. ❞
❝ you know, if that word’s too hard to pronounce, you can just call yourself bait. ❞
❝ in scientific terms, he’s developed cranial insanitosis. basically, he’s gone bonkers. ❞
❝ wait, wait, i wanna show you guys a bunny hop i’m working on! ❞
❝ yeah, stealing and killing are a huge rush. ❞
❝ i know my name! you can ask me if you forget. ❞
❝ my beautiful robot army, destroyed. ❞
❝ i’m just trying to punch up the storyline. ❞
❝ i think the important thing is that i am trying. ❞
❝ that was the dream. how did it all go so wrong? how? ❞
❝ no ho ha haa how! ❞
❝ i guess that means i get the job, because i’m unopposed, which is the same way i got ‘most likely to be fabulous’ in high school. ❞
❝ yep. and then i ran over the guy that was chasing us. and a few other innocent pedestrians. ❞
❝ well, ____ , you’re kind of a long way from a hero. ❞
❝ if you’d backed up any further, you would’ve had to mail him the bullets. ❞
❝ you back for another beating? it must be ass kick o’clock. ❞
❝ ugh, that sounds like a lot of effort. can’t i just go back to being number three again? ❞
❝ if he keeps screaming like that, he’s gonna pass out and fall off that cliff. ❞
❝ now, if you’ll excuse me, i need to go dig a hole to live in. ❞
❝ what are you gonna do, shoot it with ghost bullets? ❞
❝ now i’m gonna go over to the chow hall and secure some oreos. i got a diet to keep up. ❞
❝ hey hey hey, look who’s back, the dickhead. ❞
Closed Starter
(For @jennymaltzurrak)
The Doctor couldn’t believe his eyes. The last time he’d seen that face, it was dead. Gone. Shot. But here she was, standing in front of him, perfectly fine and alive.
His hearts ached, looking at her. “That can’t… You… ” he almost whispered, not quite letting himself believe it yet. “Jenny?”
“Dad!” Jenny exclaimed her eyes glittering with love as she ran to him giving him a big and long hug. It has been so long since she saw him last. Or to her it has been.
The Doctor's hearts finally shattered at the word and he hugged her right back. He ran a hand over he hair and kissed her on the top of her head, holding back tears. He pulled back, hands on her shoulders, like letting go would make her disappear. "What happened? I thought- you-" The Doctor looked over her and took Jenny's face in his hands. "You're okay? You're not hurt or- or-" She was part Time Lord. But she looked the same. "Different?"
