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paxamericana

princesscolumbia

“…you come to MY HOUSE…?!?!?!?”

patrik-star

HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA

idreamofjimmy

My favorite party game

hgedits

Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.

merlinsbearditsthedoctor

listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.

animalcrossingmemes

swimmingferret

Cleaning symbiosis is a mutually beneficial association between individuals of two species, where one (the cleaner) removes and eats parasites and other materials from the surface of the other (the client). (x)

wildlifemajor

Mutuals do this

slimmetra-deactivated20250917

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

lovedrought

when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself

deleteme-adub-deactivated201811

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

biweatherman-deactivated2024012

-Jesus at the last supper

nominativecase

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

asphodeltheawkwardpanda

have you tried putting it in rice

nominativecase

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

reve-nant-deactivated20251231

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

beautifulminduglythings-moved

touching grass is not enough. i need to touch yellowstone’s superheated prismatic acid pool

beautifulminduglythings-moved

ouuugh

freakphone

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

moleshow

look in the mirror and they can start today

freakphone

howlbear

shiarempress

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