Wheel Of Morality

Originally a product of the Animaniacs, the Wheel of Morality shall dispense a daily moral as determined by it's random spinning. The morals will be mostly grabbed from a variety of tumblr posts or submissions. You can submit a suggested moral (your own or someone else's) or ask questions but remember that the Wheel may not land on your entry. You can also follow the Wheel on twitter. Be aware, some links may lead to NSFW tumblr blogs.

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Women are nicer to look at when they're naked.

Thanks exxtramedium

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Being bad at something isn't fun.

Thanks hyperboleceleste

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson Beautiful women deserve beautiful flowers. And all women are beautiful.

Thanks thatguyles

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Missing people sucks.

Thanks girl11eleven

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: You can’t rock out with your cock out in a minivan.

Thanks miss4n6

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Forgiveness is the key to serenity.

Thanks julietisfab

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: I need a taco tree.

Thanks hyperboleceleste

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: No playing with cat turds.

Thanks finallychelle

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: I use my thumb nail as a screw driver sometimes.

Thanks mmmooonbeams

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Not everyone wants to hear fuck shit dick asshole fucker.

Thanks therealcherilyn

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Exercise is my drug of choice.

Thanks julietishere

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: The score so far, five four for Forfar.

Thanks dougstumblr

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: My life hasn’t been the same since I discovered cranberry vodka.

Thanks blistersonmyfinger

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Lesbians are women.

Thanks exxtramedium

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: When you really feel like sleep... INSOMNIA!

Thanks ldmibf

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: You know it's a bad day when your dinner is having sex on your head.

Thanks abrahammx

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Wheel of Morality

turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. Today’s lesson is: Sometimes, the answer to the question is: Yeah, you are chopped liver.

Thanks thatchris